Posted on 04/07/2023 2:43:54 PM PDT by BenLurkin
A woman in Alaska recently got a major surprise when she found a moose making itself at home in her house.
Barbara Nickels, of Soldotna, told AllGood News on Wednesday that she often leaves the door cracked so her dog, Jesse, can get out.
But when she went to close the door after Jesse returned from his jaunt one day, Nickels said, she found that her pet had brought a large moose back in with him.
“I think I stared at it for three or four second before it dawned on me — yes, he’s in the house,” she said of finding the animal in her living room.
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LOL!!! Thanks for the laugh!!
A moose bit my sister once.
I need to take a shower. Let me know if anything happens.
Well, it felt like a moose..she said.
It is not remarkable at all that she was shocked. Seems like a perfectly normal reaction to a moose being in one's house. Why is this even a story? Now a moose being in one's house is a story...but not that one was shocked by it...
So a moose walks into a bar and says, “I’ll take a brandy Manhattan with a twist.”
The barkeep says, “That’ll be $12.50. And say, I’m impressed. We don’t get many moose in here that can talk!”
The moose answers, “and at prices like these, you won’t get many more.”
Not one MOose joke
It’s so disheartening....
Well done.
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