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Alaska woman shocked to find moose inside her house
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Posted on 04/07/2023 2:43:54 PM PDT by BenLurkin

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To: SaveFerris

No one wants to get up close and personal with a moose.

Bullwinkle J. Moose is cute . The ‘big Guys’ are not.


21 posted on 04/07/2023 3:05:20 PM PDT by sasquatch
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To: ansel12

There are two things you do with a moose.
#1 Shoot and eat them.
#2 Leave them alone, they will hurt you.


22 posted on 04/07/2023 3:09:34 PM PDT by rellic
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To: BenLurkin

A month’s supply of meat walked into her living room. Why is she complaining?!


23 posted on 04/07/2023 3:15:52 PM PDT by Moorings
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To: BenLurkin

Oh! I didn’t remember that, but you’re right come to think about it.


24 posted on 04/07/2023 3:17:56 PM PDT by virgil (The evil that men do lives after them )
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25 posted on 04/07/2023 3:21:27 PM PDT by windsorknot
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To: ansel12
Watch what happens when two men taunt a moose

I bet they aren't so cocky now.

26 posted on 04/07/2023 3:25:40 PM PDT by CommerceComet ("You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case, the government forgets the first." Rush Limbaugh )
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To: BenLurkin
Gonna need more cheese....


27 posted on 04/07/2023 3:27:18 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: BenLurkin

Did she have a sister?


28 posted on 04/07/2023 3:27:42 PM PDT by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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29 posted on 04/07/2023 3:28:01 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: BenLurkin
Fake news. A true Alaska Woman might be annoyed to find a moose inside her house, but certainly not shocked.
30 posted on 04/07/2023 3:35:30 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago )
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To: rellic

3. Watch them, from a distance.


31 posted on 04/07/2023 3:47:28 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: BenLurkin

The Joe Biden moose, you are shocked to find waiting for you in the shower.


32 posted on 04/07/2023 3:48:31 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: BenLurkin

I would be shocking in Florida.

In Alaska, it’s just annoying.


33 posted on 04/07/2023 3:49:12 PM PDT by fruser1
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To: BenLurkin

Seeing a camel in your Alaskan home would be shocking, but a moose? Maybe surprising, but not so shocking.


34 posted on 04/07/2023 3:50:56 PM PDT by SlipperySlope99
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To: BenLurkin

She must have been really drunk.


35 posted on 04/07/2023 3:51:38 PM PDT by bray (Order at TheRepublicofTexas.store)
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To: SlipperySlope99

That’s like seeing a Tiger In Africa.


36 posted on 04/07/2023 3:52:20 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: BenLurkin

Defend your ground. The best way to deal with a moose is by 1/4ing it. The hind part is the fastest to process. Outside of freezing, canning is an excellent choice. You can include seasoning for flavor as well. Yum!


37 posted on 04/07/2023 3:52:47 PM PDT by foundedonpurpose (Praise Hashem, for his restoration of all things! )
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To: SaveFerris

Hard to found Moose or Elk jokes. Even whitetail deer can be massively destructive. Some good videos on those as well.


38 posted on 04/07/2023 3:59:35 PM PDT by foundedonpurpose (Praise Hashem, for his restoration of all things! )
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To: BenLurkin

For anyone curious, dressed and butchered, it works out to around 500 lbs of meat. Moose steaks. Moose chops. Moose sausages. Moose burgers. Moose shishkabob. Moose casserole. Moose stroganoff (I’ve actually eaten that). Moose Wellington. Ground moose in a croquette with a fine wine reduction moose sauce. You’re snowbound in a cabin with drifts up to the eaves and what’s for dinner? Yeah, MOOSE. No wonder they get cabin fever and have at one another with double-bit axes up there.


39 posted on 04/07/2023 4:01:54 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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It would be nice to see more of that video but even if no serious damage was done, those guys probably got a drinking lesson they will remember.


40 posted on 04/07/2023 4:09:11 PM PDT by ansel12 (NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.)
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