[daler]

“Hard to found Moose or Elk jokes.”

So a moose walks into a bar and says, “I’ll take a brandy Manhattan with a twist.”

The barkeep says, “That’ll be $12.50. And say, I’m impressed. We don’t get many moose in here that can talk!”

The moose answers, “and at prices like these, you won’t get many more.”

[foundedonpurpose]

Well done.