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Trans World Airlines (TWA) To Return (Safe and Effective Satire)
4/4/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 04/04/2023 2:58:15 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Mayor Pete Buttguy, sometimes Secretary of Transportation, announced the return of Trans World Airlines (TWA). Mayor Pete arranged the public/private partnership between the Transportation Department and Richard Branson (noted for his failed Virgin Orbit and successful Virgin Group).

Mayor Pete brought the idea of a separate airlines just for LGBTQP+++ air travel customer segment to Richard. Richard bought into the idea immediately, with special emphasis on the "trans" crowd. Specialization would include: in-flight child grooming, in-flight drag queen shows, in-flight fashion shows, trans flight crews, and trans tailored meals and drinks.

The real sales pitch will be that the Trans World Airlines (TWA) is the woke way of traveling for the rising Trans traveler of the future.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society; Travel
KEYWORDS: bootyjudge; petebuttguy; peterbuttigig; sarcasm; satire; scorn; trans; twa

1 posted on 04/04/2023 2:58:15 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I’m in my 70s, and I used to like TWA way back when.


2 posted on 04/04/2023 3:01:03 PM PDT by ought-six (Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule. )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Too funny! The Bee should hire you!


3 posted on 04/04/2023 3:01:08 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I’m from a TWA family and I could just imagine if this was true. But, then again, it was the best airline in the air and worst on the ground because of the management, so I could see it.


4 posted on 04/04/2023 3:06:43 PM PDT by peggybac (My will is what I wanted. God's will is what I got.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Caught a free first class on a L-1011 PHX to STL.

BTW I think Braniff would be a better example.


5 posted on 04/04/2023 3:08:34 PM PDT by eyedigress (Trump is my President!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

My bad.

Trans World is PERFECT!


6 posted on 04/04/2023 3:09:39 PM PDT by eyedigress (Trump is my President!)
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7 posted on 04/04/2023 3:12:44 PM PDT by left that other site (Peacemakers who sow in peace reap a harvest of righteousness.)
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To: peggybac

What about Braniff? Are they next?


8 posted on 04/04/2023 3:19:45 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Is this an effort to get all trannies a job?
9 posted on 04/04/2023 3:43:04 PM PDT by immadashell (Save Innocent Lives: Ban Gun Free Zones)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Their maiden flight number should be 800.
10 posted on 04/04/2023 4:05:48 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: eyedigress

L1011...

Glad you finally got your hearing back. :)


11 posted on 04/04/2023 4:58:28 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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