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Fox News Ratings Plunge After Hiring Non-Blonde Anchor With No Cleavage
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 03/22/2023 1:36:57 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe

NEW YORK, NY — The reign of cable news giant Fox News may have come to an end after top brass made a possibly-disastrous hiring decision, causing ratings for the nation's most popular news channel to plummet with the hiring of a non-blonde anchor with no cleavage.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bretbaier; cavuto; foxnews; nocleavage; nonblondeanchor; ratingsplunge
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To: Bratch

My eyes. My EYES!


21 posted on 03/22/2023 1:57:18 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: Paladin2

22 posted on 03/22/2023 1:58:23 PM PDT by Repeal The 17th (Get out of the matrix and get a real life.)
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To: MtnClimber

He’s the new lead on CNN.


23 posted on 03/22/2023 2:00:08 PM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: Repeal The 17th

http://www.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/algoof.wav


24 posted on 03/22/2023 2:00:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: Tench_Coxe
Rebecca Diamond, who was a non-blonde, had a couple nice points.
25 posted on 03/22/2023 2:02:50 PM PDT by llevrok (Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
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To: Tench_Coxe
I read it a couple times....remembering the old hitch hiking study....blondes with cleavage got picked up twice as often...

And then I saw it.....the BEE

26 posted on 03/22/2023 2:04:11 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: Tench_Coxe

6:00 - 7:00 Bret Bair - Male dark hair
7:00 - 8:00 Waters - Male dark hair
8:00 - 9:00 Carlson - Male dark hair
9:00 -10:00 Hannity - Male sandy hair
10:00 - 11:00 Ingram - Female, blond, good cleavage, stiletto tongued


27 posted on 03/22/2023 2:04:12 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit.)
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To: smokingfrog

28 posted on 03/22/2023 2:05:24 PM PDT by seowulf ("Thou art but a poor soul laden with a lifeless body." ---Epictetus)
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To: TribalPrincess2U
How can you tell these days?

I don't know.

Trans Man Wins New Hampshire Beauty Contest – Weighs Twice as Much as Closest Competitor


29 posted on 03/22/2023 2:06:19 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: Lazamataz

I am sending this to Laz to warn him


30 posted on 03/22/2023 2:08:53 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: BenLurkin

It’s interesting when people die.


31 posted on 03/22/2023 2:08:54 PM PDT by Republican in occupied CA (I will not give up on my native State! Here I was born, here I fight and die!!)
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To: MtnClimber

You’ve got to be kidding me.


32 posted on 03/22/2023 2:15:21 PM PDT by FroedrickVonFreepenstein
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To: Tench_Coxe

I believe that most weather reports on all stations make up for that.


33 posted on 03/22/2023 2:16:17 PM PDT by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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To: Repeal The 17th

What is that??????


34 posted on 03/22/2023 2:16:36 PM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: Republican in occupied CA

Give us dirty laundry


35 posted on 03/22/2023 2:17:04 PM PDT by CaptainPhilFan ( )
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To: Tench_Coxe

What did they expect?


36 posted on 03/22/2023 2:18:06 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: Tench_Coxe

Who is the cute dark haired chick in the article?

Do not watch TV, so no idea who they have on.


37 posted on 03/22/2023 2:20:17 PM PDT by doorgunner69 (Let's go Brandon)
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To: Sacajaweau

“ I read it a couple times....remembering the old hitch hiking study....blondes with cleavage got picked up twice as often...”

That reminded me of a TV thing in the 90s where they had a hot chick with a supposed flat tire pulled over on the side of the road nearly cause accidents from all the guys pulling over one after another to help, then they had some Rosie O’Donnell looking tub of lard in the same predicament with an hour of cars simply zooming past


38 posted on 03/22/2023 2:22:15 PM PDT by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
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To: FroedrickVonFreepenstein
You’ve got to be kidding me.

NOPE:

Trans Man Wins New Hampshire Beauty Contest – Weighs Twice as Much as Closest Competitor

39 posted on 03/22/2023 2:30:00 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: dsrtsage
That reminded me of a TV thing in the 90s where they had a hot chick with a supposed flat tire pulled over on the side of the road nearly cause accidents from all the guys pulling over one after another to help, then they had some Rosie O’Donnell looking tub of lard in the same predicament with an hour of cars simply zooming past

Pretty women don't need "equal rights".

40 posted on 03/22/2023 2:30:58 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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