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Fox News Ratings Plunge After Hiring Non-Blonde Anchor With No Cleavage
Babylon Bee ^
Posted on 03/22/2023 1:36:57 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe
NEW YORK, NY — The reign of cable news giant Fox News may have come to an end after top brass made a possibly-disastrous hiring decision, causing ratings for the nation's most popular news channel to plummet with the hiring of a non-blonde anchor with no cleavage.
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bretbaier; cavuto; foxnews; nocleavage; nonblondeanchor; ratingsplunge
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Since I haven't watched Fox since November 2020, I missed this.....
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
03/22/2023 1:38:50 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: Tench_Coxe
They haven’t had a nonblonde with cleavage since Kimberly hooked up with Junior.
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posted on
03/22/2023 1:39:19 PM PDT
by
Night Hides Not
(Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
To: Tench_Coxe
Was she chosen by the IBTC?
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posted on
03/22/2023 1:39:55 PM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
To: Tench_Coxe
FYI Cavuto never was a blonde.
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posted on
03/22/2023 1:40:02 PM PDT
by
shadeaud
(We have to discover the real truth and ho did all the funding. This is American ....Defend )
To: shadeaud
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posted on
03/22/2023 1:40:28 PM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
To: Tench_Coxe
hiring of a non-blonde anchor with no cleavage.Yep, hiring Piers Morgan, Juan Williams and the safe cracker is driving viewers away.
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posted on
03/22/2023 1:40:43 PM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: Tench_Coxe
Donna Brazil wants to know if “naturally lavender” hair counts as another shade of blonde? She may be visiting Fox as a guest very soon.
To: Tench_Coxe
This Canadian trans teacher is available:
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posted on
03/22/2023 1:43:35 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: Tench_Coxe
I almost got the “bee sting”, but I looked again.
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posted on
03/22/2023 1:43:43 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
( )
To: MtnClimber
Please tell me that fake!!!!
To: Tench_Coxe
Bee is bust-a-gut funny!
I've seen less Fox News over the past few years than CNN, mainly because they don't air Fox News in airports. LOL But from what I recall about the Fox babes it was about showing off legs.
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posted on
03/22/2023 1:47:15 PM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Tench_Coxe
They still have legs, don’t they?
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posted on
03/22/2023 1:48:53 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
To: TribalPrincess2U
Did you just land on this planet?
To: Paladin2
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posted on
03/22/2023 1:52:29 PM PDT
by
Bratch
To: Tench_Coxe
I like the one who comes on at five.
She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye.
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posted on
03/22/2023 1:52:39 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
03/22/2023 1:53:55 PM PDT
by
wally_bert
(I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure.)
To: TribalPrincess2U
Please tell me that fake!!!! It is a man so figure that out for yourself.
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posted on
03/22/2023 1:54:59 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: TribalPrincess2U
Please tell me that fake!!!! No. I will not tell you that. It's a prosthesis
To: MtnClimber
How can you tell these days?
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