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Fox News Ratings Plunge After Hiring Non-Blonde Anchor With No Cleavage
Babylon Bee ^
Posted on 03/22/2023 1:36:57 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe
NEW YORK, NY — The reign of cable news giant Fox News may have come to an end after top brass made a possibly-disastrous hiring decision, causing ratings for the nation's most popular news channel to plummet with the hiring of a non-blonde anchor with no cleavage.
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bretbaier; cavuto; foxnews; nocleavage; nonblondeanchor; ratingsplunge
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To: Bratch
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posted on
03/22/2023 1:57:18 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
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To: Paladin2
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posted on
03/22/2023 1:58:23 PM PDT
by
Repeal The 17th
(Get out of the matrix and get a real life.)
To: MtnClimber
He’s the new lead on CNN.
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posted on
03/22/2023 2:00:08 PM PDT
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
To: Repeal The 17th
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posted on
03/22/2023 2:00:27 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: Tench_Coxe
Rebecca Diamond, who was a non-blonde, had a couple nice points.
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posted on
03/22/2023 2:02:50 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
To: Tench_Coxe
I read it a couple times....remembering the old hitch hiking study....blondes with cleavage got picked up twice as often...
And then I saw it.....the BEE
To: Tench_Coxe
6:00 - 7:00 Bret Bair - Male dark hair
7:00 - 8:00 Waters - Male dark hair
8:00 - 9:00 Carlson - Male dark hair
9:00 -10:00 Hannity - Male sandy hair
10:00 - 11:00 Ingram - Female, blond, good cleavage, stiletto tongued
To: smokingfrog
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posted on
03/22/2023 2:05:24 PM PDT
by
seowulf
("Thou art but a poor soul laden with a lifeless body." ---Epictetus)
To: TribalPrincess2U
How can you tell these days? I don't know.
Trans Man Wins New Hampshire Beauty Contest – Weighs Twice as Much as Closest Competitor
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posted on
03/22/2023 2:06:19 PM PDT
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MtnClimber
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To: Lazamataz
I am sending this to Laz to warn him
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posted on
03/22/2023 2:08:53 PM PDT
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MtnClimber
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To: BenLurkin
It’s interesting when people die.
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posted on
03/22/2023 2:08:54 PM PDT
by
Republican in occupied CA
(I will not give up on my native State! Here I was born, here I fight and die!!)
To: MtnClimber
You’ve got to be kidding me.
To: Tench_Coxe
I believe that most weather reports on all stations make up for that.
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posted on
03/22/2023 2:16:17 PM PDT
by
Mark
(DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
To: Repeal The 17th
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posted on
03/22/2023 2:16:36 PM PDT
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
To: Republican in occupied CA
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
03/22/2023 2:18:06 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
(“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: Tench_Coxe
Who is the cute dark haired chick in the article?
Do not watch TV, so no idea who they have on.
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posted on
03/22/2023 2:20:17 PM PDT
by
doorgunner69
(Let's go Brandon)
To: Sacajaweau
“ I read it a couple times....remembering the old hitch hiking study....blondes with cleavage got picked up twice as often...”
That reminded me of a TV thing in the 90s where they had a hot chick with a supposed flat tire pulled over on the side of the road nearly cause accidents from all the guys pulling over one after another to help, then they had some Rosie O’Donnell looking tub of lard in the same predicament with an hour of cars simply zooming past
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posted on
03/22/2023 2:22:15 PM PDT
by
dsrtsage
( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
To: FroedrickVonFreepenstein
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posted on
03/22/2023 2:30:00 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
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To: dsrtsage
That reminded me of a TV thing in the 90s where they had a hot chick with a supposed flat tire pulled over on the side of the road nearly cause accidents from all the guys pulling over one after another to help, then they had some Rosie O’Donnell looking tub of lard in the same predicament with an hour of cars simply zooming past Pretty women don't need "equal rights".
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