Posted on 03/06/2023 9:58:58 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S. — A scene of desperation and panic unfolded on a Delta Airlines flight after the captain of the all-female flight crew announced over the intercom that everything was fine.
"Sure, just go on doing whatever you want back there. It's fine," said Captain Savannah Ross with a sigh. "Why wouldn't it be fine?"
The cabin immediately broke into a cacophony of shrieks and prayers, with passengers desperately trying to message loved ones to say goodbye. "We keep asking, but they won't say what's wrong," said Danny Evans, who had managed to reach his wife's phone. "Whatever it is, it must be really bad. We're in trouble, babe."
Passengers continued begging the crew to know what was the matter, but were met with the silent treatment. At last, the Captain returned to the intercom only to say, "You wouldn't understand" — setting off a fresh wave of hysteria.
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Gary Larson, not Ted
Me too… I was given the entire collection of the Far Side cartoons into great big, huge volumes, in Living Color, with commentary!
Haha…I saw I accidentally typed “Ted Larson”…I think my mind conflated Ted Lawson of “30 seconds over Tokyo” fame…
I love those cartoons. I’m glad for him, he got his money and got out.
I first thought it might be the flight that had to return to Cuba due to a bird strike.
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Good thing they didn’t tell the passengers that they ran out of coffee.
LOL, of course. As I age, my mind does this to me. I was posting while you were pointing out that error.
And so it goes.
Go here. He's even got some new stuff occasionally. With my bad memory it's like all new to me.
Far Side fans should also check out The Neighborhood cartoon series by Jerry Van Amerongen. His cartoons ran in a number of newspapers back in the 90s and 2000s and he has a number of compilation books out as well. Very funny stuff in a similar vein as Larson. I get huge laughs from both guys.
even old calendars are great...
it's in my daily funnies folder now
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