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Panic Erupts On Delta Flight As Captain Of Female Crew Announces That 'Everything's Fine'
The Babylon Bee ^ | March 5, 2023 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 03/06/2023 9:58:58 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

U.S. — A scene of desperation and panic unfolded on a Delta Airlines flight after the captain of the all-female flight crew announced over the intercom that everything was fine.

"Sure, just go on doing whatever you want back there. It's fine," said Captain Savannah Ross with a sigh. "Why wouldn't it be fine?"

The cabin immediately broke into a cacophony of shrieks and prayers, with passengers desperately trying to message loved ones to say goodbye. "We keep asking, but they won't say what's wrong," said Danny Evans, who had managed to reach his wife's phone. "Whatever it is, it must be really bad. We're in trouble, babe."

Passengers continued begging the crew to know what was the matter, but were met with the silent treatment. At last, the Captain returned to the intercom only to say, "You wouldn't understand" — setting off a fresh wave of hysteria.

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To: rlmorel

Gary Larson, not Ted


21 posted on 03/06/2023 12:26:58 PM PST by dhouston
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To: Chode

Me too… I was given the entire collection of the Far Side cartoons into great big, huge volumes, in Living Color, with commentary!

Haha…I saw I accidentally typed “Ted Larson”…I think my mind conflated Ted Lawson of “30 seconds over Tokyo” fame…

I love those cartoons. I’m glad for him, he got his money and got out.


22 posted on 03/06/2023 12:28:55 PM PST by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I first thought it might be the flight that had to return to Cuba due to a bird strike.


23 posted on 03/06/2023 12:44:53 PM PST by citizen (Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people - John Adams 1798)
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To: rlmorel

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24 posted on 03/06/2023 12:46:05 PM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
H/T Travis McGee


25 posted on 03/06/2023 2:12:24 PM PST by DCBryan1 (Delete FB, TWTR, GOOGL, AMZN, YHOO, Gmail/chrome. Use Gab, Brave + DDG, VPN, Freerepublic )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Good thing they didn’t tell the passengers that they ran out of coffee.


26 posted on 03/06/2023 2:44:08 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dhouston

LOL, of course. As I age, my mind does this to me. I was posting while you were pointing out that error.

And so it goes.


27 posted on 03/06/2023 6:31:24 PM PST by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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To: Chode
i still miss Larson...

Go here. He's even got some new stuff occasionally. With my bad memory it's like all new to me.

https://www.thefarside.com/

28 posted on 03/06/2023 6:50:54 PM PST by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
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To: TangoLimaSierra

Far Side fans should also check out The Neighborhood cartoon series by Jerry Van Amerongen. His cartoons ran in a number of newspapers back in the 90s and 2000s and he has a number of compilation books out as well. Very funny stuff in a similar vein as Larson. I get huge laughs from both guys.


29 posted on 03/06/2023 7:20:06 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: TangoLimaSierra
THANK YOU!!

even old calendars are great...

it's in my daily funnies folder now

30 posted on 03/06/2023 9:02:13 PM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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