IT'S THE BEE!
1 posted on
03/02/2023 8:26:37 AM PST by
dayglored
To: dayglored
I’ll say it again-she’s ugly.
To: dayglored
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...the enraged Ms. Lightfoot gorged herself on juicy-sweet raw fish. "Gone!! It's gone, precious!!" cried Ms. Lightfoot to supporters... Damn near lost my bladder laughing at that one.
3 posted on
03/02/2023 8:28:05 AM PST by
dayglored
(Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
To: dayglored
She was herd muttering *golem*golem* between breaths as well.
4 posted on
03/02/2023 8:30:26 AM PST by
Skwor
To: dayglored
Well of course the lunatic is going to speak out!!
Good riddance!
To: dayglored
Long considered the electoral frontrunner, Ms. Lightfoot saw her lead evaporate as supporters became steadily more concerned about being murdered. "I just don't want to die," said local woman Brandi Buckingham. "I can look past a lot with Lori Lightfoot - the eyes, how she walks on all fours, all of it. I just can't look past the whole murder thing. I know she'll take the loss hard, but I really hope she finds a new path forward." LOL
6 posted on
03/02/2023 8:32:37 AM PST by
COBOL2Java
(Gun laws empower criminals. Guns empower the people.)
To: dayglored
I know the Bee is a satire site, but reality is much funnier in this case - she blamed it on racism and misogyny. Now THAT is funny.
7 posted on
03/02/2023 8:33:03 AM PST by
Opinionated Blowhard
(When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
To: dayglored
More Babylon Bee Lightfoot satire here:
Lightfoot Loss Blamed On Rampant Murderphobia
CHICAGO, IL — Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot lost her bid for reelection this week in what Lightfoot and other critics are calling a blatant example of the rampant murderphobia that still exists among residents of the city...
8 posted on
03/02/2023 8:33:21 AM PST by
dayglored
(Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
To: dayglored
"And with that, even as Lori Lightfoot's eyes were lifted up to sob about her lost prize, she stepped too far, toppled, wavered for a moment on the brink of crazy, and then with a shriek fell into madness. Out of the depths of her last wail came the words, "RACISTS - they're all RACISTS" and then she was gone.”
9 posted on
03/02/2023 8:36:06 AM PST by
GOPJ
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muw22wTePqQ Gumballs: Immigrants by the numbers.)
To: dayglored
Are people certain that their failing to say “Beetle-Juice” three times didn’t end it ???
11 posted on
03/02/2023 8:45:50 AM PST by
no-to-illegals
(The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
To: dayglored
Ms. Lightfoot saw her lead evaporate as supporters became steadily more concerned about being murdered. LOL--funny because it's true!
12 posted on
03/02/2023 8:49:13 AM PST by
silent_jonny
(Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin, Joe. The feet are at the door (Acts 5:9) 9-18-21)
To: dayglored
Almost had me on this one.
13 posted on
03/02/2023 8:56:44 AM PST by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: dayglored
Oh, the best laugh I’ve had in a while.
14 posted on
03/02/2023 8:57:15 AM PST by
blackdog
((Z28.310) Forget "Global Warming", new grants are for "Galaxy Dimming")
To: dayglored
>>IT’S THE BEE!<<
I think they actually reported it word for word this time.
15 posted on
03/02/2023 8:59:16 AM PST by
freedumb2003
(Difference between a cow and the US Capitol 1/6 "riot:" you can only milk a cow 3 times a day)
To: dayglored
16 posted on
03/02/2023 8:59:42 AM PST by
Allegra
To: dayglored
Yep - she’ll have to go back to her nightjob as administrator of the western faction of the Esoteric Order of Dagon. That Lake Michigan has some really deep sections...
18 posted on
03/02/2023 9:02:48 AM PST by
larrytown
(A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
To: dayglored
Can anyone define “ tricksy hobbitses”?
19 posted on
03/02/2023 9:32:02 AM PST by
Lockbox
(politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.... Sting)
To: dayglored
Face it you got elected Mayor and just never showed up
To: dayglored
A great meme on FB. LL sitting against a wall, holding a cardboard sign: “Will work for CNN”
23 posted on
03/02/2023 10:03:30 AM PST by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: dayglored
One if the creepiest humans I have ever seen. No wonder she’s a lez. What kind of man would want to couple with that?
To: dayglored
Lori has lice cut hair displaying her racist African reality
27 posted on
03/02/2023 12:11:38 PM PST by
bert
( (KWE. NP. N.C. +12) Juneteenth is inequality day )
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