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Millions remember the martyrdom of Saint Pancake
www.thedailymash.co.uk ^ | Tuesday, 28th February 2023 | Staff

Posted on 02/28/2023 7:53:44 AM PST by Red Badger

CHRISTIANS worldwide are remembering the martyrdom of Saint Pancake of Antioch.

Saint Pancake, who was born in rural Turkey around 500AD, was a leading figure in the Byzantine church and gained a reputation for charity and wisdom.

But it is the manner of his execution – after defying the Emperor Justinian – for which he is best remembered. Today his death agonies will be re-enacted by millions worldwide.

Church historian Stephen Malley said: “He was beaten and battered, then stuffed with a large quantity of cheese. Some historians differ on this point, and insist it was spinach and ham.

“Either way Saint Pancake was subsequently fried, on both sides.”

Malley added: “He was then tossed repeatedly into the air, in a cruel mockery of his belief that he might one day ascend to heaven or, as Saint Pancake described it in his text De Recipus, ‘the righteously-made shalt adhere to the celestial ceiling’.”

As a final indignity, Saint Pancake’s body was smothered in lemon juice.


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21 posted on 02/28/2023 11:50:16 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: Red Badger

I thought they were talking about Rachel Corrie.


22 posted on 02/28/2023 11:51:52 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Haven’t seen that one in ages!...................


23 posted on 02/28/2023 11:52:48 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger
What this thread needs is some 'Head East!'


24 posted on 02/28/2023 11:58:45 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I HAVE TAHAT!..................


25 posted on 02/28/2023 11:59:16 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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I’m sorry. I couldn’t take anyone named Pancake very series.


26 posted on 02/28/2023 7:22:56 PM PST by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I like watching the Youtube channel ‘I Am Puma’. It’s about a oouple in Russia who took on a cougar from a zoo, which had health issues.

Today, I found another one, which appears to be also from Russia: Luna the Pantera, again about a family that took on a big cat with health issues. This video seems to show a pre-Christian Slavic tradition of ‘burning the Winter’ in effigy, at Shrovetide:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6rbW89U3TY

I kind of like that idea. Even though we’ve had a very mild Winter, as I get older I appreciate Summer more.

Here’s Messi from ‘I Am Puma’:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjB1cb6f8Wg


27 posted on 03/01/2023 5:45:18 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630

Thank you! I’m always looking for ‘good stuff’ on You Tube. :)


28 posted on 03/01/2023 5:53:35 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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I like animal stuff.

In so many ways, they often seem much smarter and more principled than human beings....


29 posted on 03/02/2023 9:27:20 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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