I'd hose it down, then hit it.
Posted on 02/21/2023 4:40:18 AM PST by Phoenix8
She was probably too busy getting busy.
A popular adult entertainer-turned-data scientist shared a shocking self admission about her hygiene, causing debate to bubble up on social media.
The mononymous Aella — once OnlyFan’s top-grossing star with a reported monthly income of $100,000 — told her 130,000 followers on Twitter that she only showered 37 times last year.
“My 2022 in stats!,” tweeted Aella Sunday. “And some # – how many times I ___ this year.”
By her own account, Aella engaged in about twice the amount of sex as she did showers, with 63 sexual encounters last year. In fact, she did a lot of other things more than bathing last year:
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
I honestly dont even think she is that good looking regardless of her skanky ho status.
What about baths?
She's joined a long line of other fraudsters who use that job title for the latest trend in scamming clients.
LMAO.
I workout a couple of times a day, plus a shower in the morning and before bedtime so I will hit a quick rinse shower 4 times a day pretty much. Had sex a lot more than 63 times but I am in love with a hot sweet woman that loves me.
does that include golden showers?
“Turned “data scientist”?
She’s joined a long line of other fraudsters who use that job title for the latest trend in scamming clients. ”
Likely a respected climate scientist.
thunder thighs-if you look at the picture
That is why she has virtual sex.
Phoenix8 said: “....how do so many weird people make so much more money than normal people?”
The apocalypse explains everything. You will see wh0res getting raised up and getting more approval than honest working women or career moms/wives. There’s always plenty of rewards out there in this day for someone who is willing to make themselves into a piece of meat. (In this gal’s case, a piece of rotten meat.)
Haha, about the bath thing: I have been studying a book about Rosicrucian ethics and practices. For example, to astral travel (leaving the body and traveling about in real time, in the so-called “astral body” as we often do in dreams) the author sternly recommends a once-daily bath.
I was reading some of this to Mr K (not the one on this forum) and I got to the “daily bath” thing and we both just stared at each other, noses wrinkled, in horror.
He was like “Every DAY???!!!” and I was like “Yeah, crazy, right?”
Anyway, moving right along: This gal advertising her skank-ness is just going to make her more popular, I’ll bet. Again, the internet in general and in particular services like Onlyfans and TikTok are degrading our society by letting us get a load of how popular, well-liked, well-paid, and even HONORED skanks are. “Let yourself be a skank! It’s the end, so who cares...? Shows us your skank side, American swine!!”
an onlyfans got an article in the ny post
think about it
I probably take 400 showers a year. Twice on humid summer days after golf. I’m sure I would be repulsed by a smelly girl no matter how pretty she was. Don’t care for perfume. Years ago I encountered a girl who didn’t shave or pluck. I pulled the plug on that date fast.
I'd hose it down, then hit it.
i would suggest we start in the shower
Hot water every morning or my back ain’t working
She also told me “stay away, you never know what you’ll catch”
You expected a pluck on the first date?
LOL...when I have been involved with things like camping or other extended activities where a shower is not possible, I can go without bathing for a period of time.
But I damn well find a creek or an ocean somewhere, where, even if freezing cold, I will immerse in it however briefly.
If that is not possible, I will at minimum, find a way to fully dunk my head, and always use a damp cloth for the rest of me.
I had the same response: “145 showers?”
When I was in the Navy, one of the things I especially despised was the “Navy Shower” where you are supposed to turn the water on very briefly, get wet, immediately turn the water off, soap up, turn the water back on, rinse off, then immediately turn the water off.
Granted, I absolutely and fully understand that the Grunts in the field don’t even get that, but it isn’t the point.
I swore, when I got out of the Navy, I was never again going to take a “Navy Shower”.
LOL, one of the retrospectively funny things about that was getting soaped up while the water was off, then hearing the start of the Bosun’s whistle signifying an unannounced General Quarters drill, where all the fresh water would get shut off immediately, first thing, no questions asked.
At the commencement of the Bosun’s whistle over the 1MC system, the response was universally a profane “S**T! S**T! S**T! S**T!” exclamation as you frantically tried to get the lathered soap off of your body before the water summarily stopped flowing!
And that was if you were lucky.
If you weren’t lucky, and someone in the engineering spaces had advance notice of the GQ Drill (as they occasionally did) they might well shut off the water before you heard the first note of the Bosun’s whistle!
On top of all this, they had people who were tasked with wandering through the heads during the change of shifts (12 hours on, 12 hours off) and if someone left the water running too long, they would bang on the side of the shower and yell at you to turn the water off.
Everyone hated those people.
So, when I got out of the Navy, I resolved to take showers as long as I could, until I ran the hot water tank dry (unless there were others in the house who needed hot water too, in which case I took a normal shower.) For decades, my normal shower has been a seven minute piping hot shower that turns my skin red, but if I need to wake up, or if my chronic back pain is flaring up, I can take a shower approaching 30 min.
When I first got out of the Navy and lived at home when I was commuting to college, my dad (a 30 year Navy vet) would sit in the kitchen early in the morning, drinking his third cup of coffee and smoking his fourth cigarette, and could shut the water to the shower upstairs off if he thought I was in there too long. And occasionally, depending on his mood...did!
Only 63 boinks per year at $19,000 per boink.
That’s more than she could make at Davos.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.