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Adult star-turned-data scientist: I had more sex than showers in 2022
New York Post ^ | 1/3/2023 | Hobbs

Posted on 02/21/2023 4:40:18 AM PST by Phoenix8

She was probably too busy getting busy.

A popular adult entertainer-turned-data scientist shared a shocking self admission about her hygiene, causing debate to bubble up on social media.

The mononymous Aella — once OnlyFan’s top-grossing star with a reported monthly income of $100,000 — told her 130,000 followers on Twitter that she only showered 37 times last year.

“My 2022 in stats!,” tweeted Aella Sunday. “And some # – how many times I ___ this year.”

By her own account, Aella engaged in about twice the amount of sex as she did showers, with 63 sexual encounters last year. In fact, she did a lot of other things more than bathing last year:

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TOPICS: Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: feminism; stankyskank; topgrossing; unusual
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This article confused and unsettled me. First of all she makes more money a month, easily than my wife makes a year as a book supplier by having sex online. I read the list of her yearly activities and I have so many questions: —she had sex 63 times. Does that count the sexual videos? —she cried 59 times, that’s a cry a week. Was there a death in her family? —she had a shower every 1 1/2 weeks that’s gross, did she not consider other people could smell her before she could smell herself? —is this typical of modern women to any degree? (I’ve been married for 40 years so let’s say I’m out of the game a bit) —how do so many weird people make so much more money than normal people? More….
1 posted on 02/21/2023 4:40:18 AM PST by Phoenix8
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To: Phoenix8

Besides the obvious questionable behavior, a couple of other things stood out.

I’ve heard about sloppy seconds, but the 63rd dude having sex with this skank is really desperate.

Taking a shower every 1 1/2 weeks is not only unhealthy but stupid, the story contained the following.

The number 37 rang in the ears of habitual bathers, who noted that the average American adult takes roughly 145 showers annually, according to a 2021 Harvard survey.

The average American takes only 145 showers ?? I take 365 showers, once a day..145 seems like a bunch of smelly disgusting people are walking around.


2 posted on 02/21/2023 4:48:58 AM PST by srmanuel
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To: srmanuel

I take a bath every other day in winter. Every day in summer.


3 posted on 02/21/2023 4:51:23 AM PST by Phoenix8
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To: Phoenix8
The mononymous Aella ... told her 130,000 followers on Twitter that she only showered 37 times last year.

If it's true that cleanliness is next to Godliness, then what is she?

(That's a rhetorical question.)

4 posted on 02/21/2023 4:51:48 AM PST by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: Phoenix8

“Pooped: 194”

I’ve got her beat...365!


5 posted on 02/21/2023 4:52:13 AM PST by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: Phoenix8

She’s a dirty stinking whore.


6 posted on 02/21/2023 4:57:36 AM PST by Delta 21 (MAGA Republican is my pronoun.)
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To: Phoenix8

I’m weird and do two showers a day. Probably too many.


7 posted on 02/21/2023 4:58:18 AM PST by waterhill (All you need is a Catahoula and an 870)
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To: moovova

X4 a day


8 posted on 02/21/2023 4:59:18 AM PST by waterhill (All you need is a Catahoula and an 870)
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To: Phoenix8

I take a bath at least once per day — in the summer months it might be twice if I do outdoor activities.


9 posted on 02/21/2023 4:59:47 AM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: usconservative

Not attractive with a marginal body and thunder thighs-if you look at the picture in the article.


10 posted on 02/21/2023 4:59:53 AM PST by God luvs America (63.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
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To: Phoenix8

She’s adpted the bathing habits of the French.


11 posted on 02/21/2023 5:04:34 AM PST by Ge0ffrey
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To: Phoenix8

It’s good for her that smell-a-vision isn’t a thing yet. I cannot stand myself if I skip a day let alone a week.


12 posted on 02/21/2023 5:05:42 AM PST by beef (Say NO to the WOE (War On Energy))
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To: Delta 21

Lol

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13 posted on 02/21/2023 5:07:53 AM PST by Phoenix8
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She's not bad-looking as far as hookers go. She has a rockin' bod (as many NSFW pics that can be googled will attest to).

She has some absolutely insane takes on Twitter.

And for reportedly $3,000, she's your for the night!


14 posted on 02/21/2023 5:08:04 AM PST by Drew68 (Ron DeSantis for President 2024)
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To: Phoenix8

I live in Florida, obviously it doesn’t get super cold, but I take a bath every day regardless, have I ever missed a day sure, but in general I need to brush my teeth, shave and take a shower every day to feel clean.


15 posted on 02/21/2023 5:08:38 AM PST by srmanuel
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To: waterhill

I cannot function without a shower first thing. Just cannot.

If there is ever a nuclear war, besides food, hot water coming out of the wall will be my biggest immediate loss. (I am not worried about eyeglasses, which my wife kids me about, because I cannot bear to get rid of old glasses in case there is a nuclear war)

I sometimes, particularly in the summer, take a shower at night because in hot, sticky weather, it helps me sleep better.

Hot water coming out of the wall, in addition to cold, drinkable water (unless you live in East Palestine, OH) is possibly one of the greatest advances in the modern world.

Very underappreciated.

All that said, a Porn Star who showers 37 times a year is not someone I would wish to be within fifty feet of. Another great advancement in the modern world is not having to be suffocated by body odors, not an insignificant thing to anyone who has traveled to crowded places in the undeveloped world where it isn’t regarded as a big deal.

I can live with that if I had to, but I could also find a way to live without potable water if I had to.

Of course, in the case of this person, one would also wish to be beyond the reach of traveling body lice.


16 posted on 02/21/2023 5:08:39 AM PST by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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To: srmanuel

Yep. I know exactly what you mean.


17 posted on 02/21/2023 5:09:58 AM PST by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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To: Drew68

She has that 1000 dicks stare


18 posted on 02/21/2023 5:11:29 AM PST by 38special (I should've said something earlier)
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To: Drew68

As you said, she isn’t bad looking, but a woman (particularly a sexually “active” woman) who showers just over once a month or so turns me off so completely that I am overtly repelled by the thought of being within an arm’s length of her.


19 posted on 02/21/2023 5:12:19 AM PST by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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To: Phoenix8

That’s about a shower every 12 days.
Eww. I don’t usually go for more than 4 days between showers and that’s only if I didn’t sweat very much.


20 posted on 02/21/2023 5:15:13 AM PST by Jonty30 (THE URGE TO SAVE THE WORLD IS ALMOST ALWAYS AN URGE TO RULE IT)
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