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The Real Story Behind The China Balloon Shoot Down (Safe and Effective Satire)
2/4/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 02/04/2023 3:34:16 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

The real story as to why it took so long to shoot down the Chinese balloon was not the normal chaos of the Biden Administration but its incompetence and wokeness.

Lardass Austin, SOD and Gen Missy Milley, CJCOS were caught in a trap from the beginning of the incident. If anything went wrong, there could be responsibility and blame assigned. If everything went right, then victory could be assumed by right of their positions. So what was needed was a front person to take the fall if everything went wrong.

Putting their brain cells into overdrive, they decided to pick Admiral Rachel Levine to lead the Chinese Balloon shoot down task force. They ran into a glitch right off the bat because they couldn't locate the Admiral. They called the SOT Buttguy but the Admiral wasn't there but she said that the Admiral might be at Sam Brinton's annual "Dog and Pony Show" (wink, wink..). He was and was ordered to report to Norfolk.

By the time Admiral Rachael got her combat net stockings and heels on and reported to Norfolk, the Chinese Balloon was just crossing into the Atlantic Ocean. Taking command, Admiral Rachael heroically ordered the balloon shot down. Admiral Rachel has been nominated for the Meritorious Service Award with pearl necklace device.

FDA Mandated Warning: Safe and Effective Satire is not intended or approved to diagnose, treat or cure any mental defect or illness.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Military/Veterans; Science
KEYWORDS: balloon; china; sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 02/04/2023 3:34:16 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Heh heh. Satire is best from Texas.


2 posted on 02/04/2023 3:37:30 PM PST by jimbug
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To: RetiredTexasVet
with pearl necklace device

Interesting euphemism for a string of beads with but one purpose. lol

3 posted on 02/04/2023 3:37:46 PM PST by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: jimbug
Lardass Austin, SOD and Gen Missy Milley, CJCOS were caught in a trap from the beginning of the incident. If anything went wrong, there could be responsibility and blame assigned. If everything went right, then victory could be assumed by right of their positions. So what was needed was a front person to take the fall if everything went wrong.

Satire this isn't. This is EXACTLY how bureaucrats think!!!!

4 posted on 02/04/2023 3:45:48 PM PST by Chad C. Mulligan (eleutheromaniac)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Will the pilot paint a hot-air balloon on his canopy.. like kills in World War I & II?


5 posted on 02/04/2023 9:52:19 PM PST by Beave Meister (Leave the gun. Take the cannoli....)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Satire aside…

What is important to know is WHAT EQUIPMENTS are in that balloon. Have we even tried to retrieve them? Or are they now under the deep blue sea, to be abandoned and forgotten.


6 posted on 02/05/2023 5:02:15 AM PST by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

Or have the Chicoms gotten to the wreckage before we did? If so, that’s gross incompetence on our part.


7 posted on 02/05/2023 5:05:05 AM PST by SeekAndFind
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“What is important to know is WHAT EQUIPMENTS are in that balloon. “

No doubt the deal between Xi and PINO was that everything would be destroyed. So, I’m guessing... smithereens.


8 posted on 02/05/2023 5:06:15 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (Stupid is supposed to hurt.)
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To: MayflowerMadam

Probably filled with bat dookie


9 posted on 02/07/2023 8:25:58 AM PST by SMARTY (“Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face.” Thomas Sowell)
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