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White House Proudly Hangs '1 Day Without Classified Documents Discovered At President's House' Sign
Babylon Bee ^ | Jan 23, 2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/24/2023 8:02:29 AM PST by george76

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In recognition of Biden's tremendous accomplishment of going one full day without more classified documents found at one of his residences, the White House has proudly hung a banner saying: "1 Day Without Classified Documents Being Discovered At President's House."

"From day one, the President has been very clear that going even one day without illegal materials being found at his home is a feat worth celebrating," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "We are proud to celebrate with the entire Biden family as we recognize somehow making it through an entire 24-hour period without more documents turning up!"

"Congratulations, Mr. President!"

Sources in Washington confirmed there will be a ceremony and a few remarks by the President this evening to celebrate the occasion. The ceremony will include some classified documents cake and some classified documents origami displays followed by a special reading of the classified documents.

UPDATE: The White House has been forced to take the banner down and cancel all festivities as more classified documents have been found at the President's home.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
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1 posted on 01/24/2023 8:02:29 AM PST by george76
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2 posted on 01/24/2023 8:06:03 AM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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Yeah...just yuk it up asswipes. Your demented pResident is a one termer and there will be a completely different DNC candidate for 2024 (i.e., Not that idiot Harris.)


3 posted on 01/24/2023 8:08:20 AM PST by Gaffer
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Following in the Simpsons footsteps.

I seem to recall at Homer’s nuclear plant there is a sign “# of days without an accident” too !


4 posted on 01/24/2023 8:10:18 AM PST by George from New England
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Excellent!!!

Increase pudding rations by 25 grams!


5 posted on 01/24/2023 8:12:55 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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Too funny....but the days not over...


6 posted on 01/24/2023 8:13:37 AM PST by Sacajaweau ( )
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7 posted on 01/24/2023 8:26:17 AM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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That's caused they moved all their classified docs and criminal activities records in his house into empty toilet paper boxes (to disguise them).


     

8 posted on 01/24/2023 8:30:37 AM PST by Songcraft
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9 posted on 01/24/2023 8:38:59 AM PST by Delta 21 (MAGA Republican is my pronoun.)
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caused=cause


10 posted on 01/24/2023 8:48:14 AM PST by Songcraft
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LMAO!


11 posted on 01/24/2023 9:10:46 AM PST by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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