Posted on 01/13/2023 3:16:49 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
Do you own a Border Collie or Blue Heeler? If you do, you possess something with more cognitive functional capability than Slow Joe Biden. In fact, that Border Collie or Blue Heeler possesses more cognitive functional capability than Slow Joe, White House Paid Liar KJP and Rep. Hank Johnson combined by 3-4 standard deviations.
Speculation is rampant that the discovery of Slow Joe's theft of SCIF materials was initiated by the Ultra Left Wing of the party due to Slow Joe's failing cognitive functional capabilities and the ultimate threat to the party's 2024 presidential ambitions. Although being pumped up with anti-Alzheimer drugs daily, Slow Joe is not making progress and declining rapidly. Party officials state the best they can hope for is to keep Slow Joe propped up until 2024, keeping Camel Hairs out of the White House, and then dumping him for Newsom whom Obama has selected to replace him.
In unrelated news, the Consumer Product Safety Commission has dropped their opposition to natural gas appliances because of the intense pressure from the Biden Administration and the Marxist State Media because prohibiting the use of gas would inhibit their ability to Gaslight the American public.
ANY dog is smarter the Brandon.
One more time:
ANY dog is smarter than Brandon.
I wouldn’t insult my goldens by comparing them.
My dog dumped a steaming pile of “I’m smarter than Brandon!”
Never had a Blue Heeler, but I had a Blue Tick Coonhound. Best dog I ever had.
Beautiful dog.
Live with a shizpoo who looks much like your pup only compact size.
Life ain’t worth living without a dog!!
Them Australian dogs are meaner to people, than pits.
True!
Both. Daisy the Border Collie and Rose, the Red Heeler.
You’ve gotta be on the OK list of your Heeler. Otherwise you’re dead meat.
“ANY dog is smarter the Brandon. “
A steaming pile of dog poop is smarter than Brandon.
A dogs pile of nasty poop has more cognitive function than that idiot in the white house.
Beautiful dog.
I had 2 border collies.
Back in May 2021 we had to put our black & white male down due to lymphoma. Hank was 11 yrs old.
Then my beautiful brown & white female was tragically killed in a freak accident a week later. Holly was 12 yrs old.
One day I’ll finally find another. I’m trusting God to find that special border collie to join our family.
Smartest dogs on the planet.
I have an Australian Heeler and yes, he’s smarter than the average Brandon.
I had to put my girl down, she hardly could walk or stand up on her own. She was almost 14. I cried for months after that. I still dream about her. That was over five years ago.
I don’t know about that. I have never had a problem with mine. He plays with kids, cats, herds my chickens, does whatever I tell him to do. I can tell him to go right, left straight or come back. He hits you with his teeth, but doesn’t bite. His nose is like a sledgehammer, but only when playing. When he picks up a stick, watch out though. He is looking to correct an animal and they listen. Heck, he even watches TV and of course he needs something to shake like a rag or his snake toy.
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