Posted on 12/22/2022 1:02:20 PM PST by Red Badger
My least Favorite song is:
Jingle Bells and especially:
The Barking Dogs Jingle Bells
Me as well. The Little Drummer Boy.
Hunter Biden’s Twelve Days of Christmas (work in progress) - chip in! (Works...made a small edit to your #6 if ok)
On the first day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
A laptop and a webcam
On the second day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the third day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Six slutty FBI agents
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Seven strippers a-stripping
Six slutty FBI agents
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Eight Chinese a-blackmailing
Seven strippers a-stripping
Six slutty FBI agents
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Nine Ukrainians a-bribing
Eight Chinese a-blackmailing
Seven strippers a-stripping
Six slutty FBI agents
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
Only 3 more to go!
I love many Christmas songs: "Little Drummer Boy," "Silent Night," "Deck the Halls," etc.
Ram was awesome, but I think her contributions on that were pretty minimal. I can hear her vocals on “Eat At Home” and “Back Seat of My Car” I guess. I think she’s on “Long Haired Lady” a bit more but I always skip that on my playlist.
Later on we’ll perspire,
as we sit by the fire.
Came here to make certain someone posted this, what is truly the worst Chrismas song ever recorded. A song about some kid who wants to buy shoes for her mother who is dying. Who the hell writes and performs such a god-awful downer during the season where we joyfully celebrate the birth of Christ?
11 Outright Lies?
12 pedo sniffs?
Hopefully this version will change your mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp59f4C0VRc
Truly ... it was terrible ... the "Plan 9 from Outer Space" of recorded music.
Cheers!
Easy. “Last Christmas”, by George Michael. A not-at-all ‘Christmas song’ that radio stations will not stop playing, simply because the word ‘Christmas’ is in it.
I second the Drummer Boy nomination.
Chipmunks.
Hunter Biden’s Twelve Days of Christmas - Enjoy!
On the first day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
A laptop and a webcam
On the second day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the third day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Six slutty FBI agents
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Seven strippers a-stripping
Six slutty FBI agents
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Eight Chinese a-blackmailing
Seven strippers a-stripping
Six slutty FBI agents
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Nine Ukrainians a-bribing
Eight Chinese a-blackmailing
Seven strippers a-stripping
Six slutty FBI agents
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Ten journalists a-spinning
Nine Ukrainians a-bribing
Eight Chinese a-blackmailing
Seven strippers a-stripping
Six slutty FBI agents
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Eleven techies a-censoring
Ten journalists a-spinning
Nine Ukrainians a-bribing
Eight Chinese a-blackmailing
Seven strippers a-stripping
Six slutty FBI agents
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Twelve pedos a-sniffing
Eleven techies a-censoring
Ten journalists a-spinning
Nine Ukrainians a-bribing
Eight Chinese a-blackmailing
Seven strippers a-stripping
Six slutty FBI agents
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
Thanks to all and have a laugh at the Brandons!
Excellent! The pedos idea worked great for day 12.
But it worked. Especially Long-Haired Lady, great song.
I actually like that song. I was wondering if it would make it on the list. Glad to see it took so long for it to appear.
The entire song made no sense.
I guess boys don't like that one.
“Long-Haired Lady, great song”
We’re going to have to agree to disagree on that one.
Fair enough, to each his own.
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