Posted on 09/21/2022 9:25:55 AM PDT by servo1969
MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA. — Critics of Governor Ron DeSantis are outraged at yet another death that has allegedly occurred thanks to his political exploits. U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tearfully recounted how the Florida governor yanked her from her Venezuelan home and human-trafficked her to Martha's Vineyard, where she died.
Following her martyrdom, Ocasio-Cortez expressed hopes that Taylor Swift sing at her funeral.
After DeSantis recklessly shuttled .0001% of the nation's illegal immigrants to a couple of posh, liberal towns, Democratic lawmakers vowed to investigate whether any laws were broken. After finding no laws broken, the lawmakers then proposed a bill specifically aimed at preventing the use of immigrants as political pawns, appropriately named The Inflation Even More Reduction Act.
"This wasn't the first time I was human-trafficked and killed against my will," said Rep. Ocasio-Cortez from the steps of the City Hall in Martha's Vineyard, while soldiers escorted other Venezuelan immigrants out of the sanctuary city. "And so help me, if it means saving just one child from dying in one of Ron DeSantis' human trafficking airplanes, it won't be the last!"
Following the somber funeral service, the body of Ocasio-Cortez will be returned to her homeland where it will be fed to starving Venezuelans.
Don’t get your hopes up. She’s gonna get better.
Bfl
Another classic!
LOL
...while playing tennis after getting the "jab"??? Hahaha!
Congress needs to pass an “Invasion Reduction Act’, but I guess it’ll have to wait for a republican congress after this November.
Unfortunately, Biden will show up late to the funeral and be stuck in the fourteenth row. President Trump will taunt him a second time.
Since bills’ titles are usually the exact opposite of what is included, an “Invasion Reduction Act” will probably build a high speed train from Mexico City to Texas which bypasses Customs completely.
Crying over empty parking lots wasn’t enough for her I guess.
She’ll have to be resurrected so she can moan about her grandmother going without power in Puerto Rico....AGAIN!
DeSantis bussed a tiny fraction of the massive flood of illegal immigrants continuously pouring into red states (including Texas & Florida) caused by intentionally destructive Democrat/RINO "open border" policies. Democrats/RINOs are obviously human-trafficking illegal immigrants across the border and into red states to turn them into permanent blue states. No sane person questions that's what's clearly going on.
So the far-left "open borders" Martha's Vineyard crowd (which constantly brags how much they love all humanity) cheerfully "welcomed" the 50 Venezuelan immigrants by immediately, angrily ordering the military to kick them out of Martha's Vineyard (which has lots of unfilled job openings and many thousands of empty bedrooms in their huge mansions) and instead dumping them off at some former military base.
Many reports state that most of the super-rich, far-left Democrat/RINO Martha's Vineyard residents are arrogant, obnoxious, and lousy tippers. Martha's Vineyard residents will naturally respond that it's not their fault they tip very little because the "evil, greedy companies" the wait staff works for should instead raise their minimum wage. Meanwhile, the hypocritical Martha's Vineyard residents continue making a fortune off their so-called "evil, greedy company" stock portfolios. That is, until their senile Sleepy Joe puppet was gurneyed into the Oval Office in 2020, resulting in two years of increasingly higher inflation and a plunging stock market (e.g., the NASDAQ has so far collapsed -36% in just the past 9 months). Let's go, Brandon!
Typical Martha's Vineyard home:
i heard it was a lovely funeral...
Just the title cracks me up lol
No room at the Inn...where have we heard that before??
Oh the inhumanity of it all !
Like, literally!
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