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De Santis Determines What Is Wrong With Newsom (Satire)
9/19/22 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 09/19/2022 2:53:34 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Florida Governor De Santis has discovered what is wrong with California Governor Newsom. De Santis noted that Newsom has never been really normal, but has deviated from reality recently to catastrophic levels.

De Santis noted that Newsom's demonic dedication to an obvious failed Green Agenda is within a normal deviation of a person mentally challenged and mentally unstable. But the whiny hypocritical charges of kidnapping of the illegals for the flights to Martha's Vineyard exceeded the normal expected of him.

Medical experts have advised Gov. De Santis that, with a high degree of certainty, that Gov. Newsom's hair gel has probably been spiked with fentanyl, either by himself or his hair stylist.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Science; Society
KEYWORDS: desantis; florida; newscum; newsom; rondesantis; sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 09/19/2022 2:53:34 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

The Senator from Hawaii dissed DeSantis over moving migrants to MV. There are direct flights from Houston and DFW to Honolulu. Should Governor Abbott get in on the action? Hawaii(deep blue) is definitely sanctuary as long as they’re in Texas.


2 posted on 09/19/2022 2:57:52 PM PDT by DIRTYSECRET
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An excellent idea. I would suspect that they could use some cheap labor for maids, landscape workers, nannies, sex workers, cooks, etc. If they wanted to get big about it, they could pay of the illegal’s travel costs to the cartels and just keep them as bonded servants for 7 or 10 years.


3 posted on 09/19/2022 3:01:39 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Biden not only suffers fools and criminals, he appoints them to positions of responsibility. )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Never considered hair gel.
Always thought it’s bacon grease.
(no intention to demean pigs)


4 posted on 09/19/2022 3:24:46 PM PDT by sasquatch
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To: sasquatch
Hair Gel?


5 posted on 09/19/2022 3:29:21 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator

Best of the day!


6 posted on 09/19/2022 4:36:07 PM PDT by sasquatch
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To: DIRTYSECRET
The Senator from Hawaii dissed DeSantis over moving migrants to MV. There are direct flights from Houston and DFW to Honolulu. Should Governor Abbott get in on the action? Hawaii(deep blue) is definitely sanctuary as long as they’re in Texas.

You might see that if Abbot starts getting worried about Beto winning. He'll be shilling for amnesty again after the election.

7 posted on 09/19/2022 6:04:37 PM PDT by zeugma (Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
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