Posted on 08/30/2022 5:01:47 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
DOJ is currently considering another raid on Trump's Mar-A-Largo residence in the near future. AG Meritless Garland postulated that the FBI would be justified in another raid under the guise of executing a warrant citing Civil Assets Forfeiture.
Around the water cooler in the 7th floor of the FBI building, FBI agents imagined a possible Civil Assets Forfeiture case that they could sell to Meritless to raid Trump's house again. Agents speculated that coasters were taken from the White House and that Trump was marketing them on E-Bay for a fortune.
Based upon that, a raid could be made to get all of Melania's wardrobe through Civil Asset Forfeiture because the clothes were the ill gotten fruits of the coaster scam.
Meritless would approve the raid with two stipulations. One, because Wray is no J Edgar Hoover and has poor taste in dresses, Anderson Cooper must accompany the raiders to properly select dresses and appropriate handbags and shoes to match. Two, because they will both be appearing before Congressional Committees, neat pant suits or business dresses are to be seized.
Mar-a-Lago
Meritless Garland + Merrick Garbage = Meritless Garbage!
“Raid” is wrong too. It should be “Armed Home Invasion Robbery”
Do not give them any ideas!
They won’t get that this is satire.
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