Mom-of-two accused of running over her husband and his mistress in BMW

Daily Mail via MSM ^ | 8/30/2022 | staff

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

Moments after discovering an affair, Christie Lee Kennedy allegedly got into her BMW and ran over her husband and his lover at their Brisbane meeting place.

The mother-of-two then got out of her car, grabbed the mistress by the hair and punched her in the head while screaming at her, Queensland District Court was told.

Kennedy, 37, had been married to David Larkin for nine years and been with him for more than a decade when her 'world came crashing down' in March 2021.

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

“OK, so divorce the nut before getting a new girlfriend, got it.”

Especially if your wife has a BMW (Blond Murder Wagon).

hat tip to freeper antidemoncrat see #16

[sauropod]

Bkmk

[Red Badger]

Q: Why does a BMW 3.0L NEED 6 Quarts of oil?

A: So you can make it to the next auto parts store..............

[adorno]

The article (as shown by my quote) did no such thing.

Mom-of-two accused of running over her husband and his mistress in BMW

What about the headline?

"mistress in BMW"?

How can someone run over the 'mistress in a BMW'? That BMW must've been like a wide-open road in order for the mom to get at her and run her over.

[jettester]

Wow. A fully automatic assault AR-X5.

[DesertRhino]

You have no idea of how she may have made his life a hell and drove him to another woman. She sure wasn’t being his comfort in life. How often did she greet him home naked? How often did she make him a sandwich for no reason at all and let him watch TV?

So clearly he deserves to be run over by a homicidal maniac.

[RCFlyer]

Guess some others just don’t get it.
Your post was wry and clear to me...

[DesertRhino]

Yeah, because if you divorce them first, a homicidal maniac will never seek revenge. They respect the court rulings./s

[TexasGator]

“How can someone run over the ‘mistress in a BMW’”

Why do you misquote?

[Tired of Taxes]

Ha. Good one.

[adorno]

Why do you misquote?

Why are you unable to understand?

[TexasGator]

“Why are you unable to understand?”

How can I understand if your explanation requires you to misquote the source?

[Cobra64]

For years, SUVs ran over people. Now it’s them damn German vehicles. By 2035 it will be self driven, electric Teslas.

[L,TOWM]

I am at the start of a divorce and you sir, just posted the most coherent comment on this thread...

[Brooklyn Attitude]

“THIS is what The Daily Smell is good for.

Tiddies, pert bums and run-over mistresses.”

I was just interested in the amount of actual carnage including the body count. Whether they were really “run over”, or just launched.

[21twelve]

“Don’t marry someone just for looks.”

Marry an ugly woman and nobody will run off with her.
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And if they do - who cares!?

(Rodney Dangerfield, probably)

[Bonemaker]

Making the beast with two backs as it were.😎

[kiryandil]

Launched, I believe.

Then the wife gave the mistress a tune-up.

[TexasGator]

“What about the headline?”

It is only a headline.

[lee martell]

Exactly!