Doctors remove a steel cup from a man’s rectum in India – TEN DAYS after ‘his friends inserted it as a drunken prank’

Daily Mail UK ^ | August 22, 2022 | Tom Brown

[Morgana]

Doctors have removed a steel cup from a man’s rectum ten days after his friends put it up there as a drunken prank.

The 45-year-old from Balipadar, India, had the substantially sized object removed via surgery at a local hospital.

The incident, which took place on 19 August, apparently happened when the unfortunate man was out drinking with his friends at Surat in Gujarat, an Indian state which prohibits alcohol.

According to reports, the victim’s friends said they inserted the sizeable item up his rectum whilst he was in an 'inebriated state' as part of a 'prank'.

The cup is around 3-4in (8cm) in diameter and 6in (15cm) long.

His family members rushed him to hospital after they found out, said local media, who said the man did not immediately report the incident over fears of embarrassing himself.

An X-Ray at MKCG Medical College and Hospital at Berhampur city showed that the cup was found stuck in the intestine.

NDTV India said they removed the cup after 10 days when the man's stomach started swelling as he had not defecated since the incident.

[SES1066]

R.A.Heinlein had this warning about these dangers;
"Beware of strong drink, it makes you shoot at tax collectors ... and miss!".

At least this one survived his misadventure and his 'friends'! However, I daresay he will be more cautious about both in the future, if he is wise.

[Mr. Rabbit]

Oh, Jethuth Crith! It wath a pwank!

[Flick Lives]

Pun ping alert!

[Magnum44]

[dforest]

I didn’t even want to hear about this, but the title told the tale.

[BuchananBrigadeTrumpFan]

Well, at least it wasn’t glass (and didn’t shatter).

[Gaffer]

Looking more closely at the parts of the X-RAY that outline the skin and flesh, that rectum sure doesn’t look like it’s the first time something has been jammed up it.

[gundog]

Worst hangover, ever

[DannyTN]

he was a bit anal retentive

[higgmeister]

We all have remembered the punch line but this is the very best version of the joke that I’ve ever seen.

[Reno89519]

Indians are sick people.

[Bikkuri]

Well, it was probably cleaner than their drinking/bathing water over there 🤮

[teeman8r]

i would serve them a nice cold drink...

[higgmeister]

Mr.Slave_facebook_profile.png didn’t link.

[Rummyfan]

Doctors have removed a steel cup from a man’s rectum ten days after his friends put it up there as a drunken prank.

One, time for new friends! Two, ten days? TEN DAYS?!

[dayglored]

33 posts and not one person has mentioned GOATSE??

You guys are slipping.

[dfwgator]

33 posts and not one person has mentioned GOATSE??

There’s a reason for that.

[pas]

He does get drunk with them often.

[PGR88]