Where could she be storing said explosives in such an outfit
This just in:
“Islam is peace. Even when in their underwear.”
George W. Bush
The FBI could find no motive.
Frank Sinatra, “Strangers On My Flight”.
Here’s how Frank would have handled this situation. If you’ve never heard the song, it’s worth the click.
Claimed she had bombs, but it was really just a scorching case of herpes.
WIFE: So, you had to lay on top of her to keep her down?
HUSBAND: Well, er...it, uh, was, uh...
WIFE: Stop stuttering! You sound like a little kid! "uh uh uh, the uh, other boys made me do it" crap. You couldn't find another way to be the big hero, like twisting her arm or putting her in a headlock...
HUSBAND: She was fighting like a badger! She...
WIFE: Yeah. Sure. So this terrorist just happened to be a young, attractive middle eastern woman, and as a bonus, she was stark naked!
HUSBAND: You...uh...we...uh...
WIFE: Oh yes. You had to hold her down by laying on top of her, the entire rest of the flight! Even after you were repeatedly asked by air marshals to "get off of the naked female terrorist"!
HUSBAND: No...no...you're...uh...
WIFE: You disgust me!
So that’s what she looked like “🌫”.
😂
They are all insane....
Hero father-of-three, 35, restrains woman claiming to have explosives who stripped to her underwear and tried to storm plane cockpit shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’ on Jet2 flight from Cyprus to Manchester
08/13/2022 10:18:41 PM PDT · by Morgana · 42 replies
Daily Mail UK ^ | August 14, 2022 | Lizzie May
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4085497/posts
That meth is a hell of a drug...
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Proof that women have equal rights under Islam.
Women have just as much a right as men to blow themselves up.
Maybe in one sense the woman got it halfway right. Burkas aren’t in fashion anymore
There’s a joke in the headline but I’m not doing it.
Seems contradictory.
Someone should have told her that when you hide explosives in your clothing, you’ve got to WEAR them when you attack the pilots.