WIFE: So, you had to lay on top of her to keep her down?
HUSBAND: Well, er...it, uh, was, uh...
WIFE: Stop stuttering! You sound like a little kid! "uh uh uh, the uh, other boys made me do it" crap. You couldn't find another way to be the big hero, like twisting her arm or putting her in a headlock...
HUSBAND: She was fighting like a badger! She...
WIFE: Yeah. Sure. So this terrorist just happened to be a young, attractive middle eastern woman, and as a bonus, she was stark naked!
HUSBAND: You...uh...we...uh...
WIFE: Oh yes. You had to hold her down by laying on top of her, the entire rest of the flight! Even after you were repeatedly asked by air marshals to "get off of the naked female terrorist"!
HUSBAND: No...no...you're...uh...
WIFE: You disgust me!
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