Posted on 08/04/2022 12:18:09 PM PDT by servo1969
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented move to protect the safety and security of millions of Americans, the FBI has added itself to the FBI watchlist.
"When we reflected on the vast number of pedophiles, insurrectionists, frauds, and killers in our organization, we thought: 'Holy cow! Someone needs to keep an eye on these weirdos!'" said FBI Director Christopher Wray to reporters. "That's why today we have decided to place the FBI on the FBI watchlist so the FBI can keep a close eye on the FBI before the FBI does something terrible."
Congress is demanding oversight of the FBI's monitoring of the FBI, as the FBI has been known in the past to let the FBI get away with horrific crimes. The FBI in turn is monitoring the Congressional oversight committee in charge of overseeing the FBI's oversight of the FBI. "Americans shouldn't worry, we have this all under control," said Wray.
Critics of the move expressed concern this may hamper the FBI's ability to organize governor kidnapping schemes, insurrections, and mass shootings.
"Without the FBI at our disposal, we may have to turn to traditional partners such as the mafia to fight our political enemies," said one anonymous Washington bureaucrat. "What's the world coming to?"
At publishing time, the FBI announced they now have the FBI in custody. Unfortunately, they released the FBI from custody a few minutes later.
Awesome! Love the Bee 🐝
CNN scooped again by the Bee, eat your heart out CNN.
LOL
Too bad it’s not true.
Well, the Bee reported that the SPLC listed itself as a hate organization, so this is following that trend.
Darn caught me again.
I know this is the Bee, “When we reflected on the vast number of pedophiles, insurrectionists, frauds, and killers in our organization,” that statement so very accurately describes the ENTIRE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION to a tee.
Mainly Pedophiles and Frauds, but still a good description of DEMOCRATS. AKA Groomers !!!
Just how many states issue Gadsden license plates??? I know Virginia and Texas do...
Cruz brought that up in the hearing
And Lez Romney will investigate herself
Shoot! Bee got me again for 15 seconds.
Too late! Decades too late!
The new FBI uniform should just be brown shirts.
Hey now, they have fashion sense. I'm a big fan of their "Patriot Front" weekend gigs - all they need is a catwalk to model on.
"I'm so sexy it hurts..."
the W hat is a dead giveaway...
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