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Woke Teacher Asks Student His Pronouns, and the Exchange Results in Hilarious Confusion
PJ Media ^ | August 3, 2022 | CHRIS QUEEN

Posted on 08/03/2022 7:52:13 PM PDT by lowbridge

What would we do without Libs of Tik Tok? The right’s favorite social media provocateur does tremendous work exposing the woke behavior infiltrating our educational system. Sometimes Libs of Tik Tok stokes our outrage, and sometimes we just have to laugh.

One post from Libs of Tik Tok falls into the latter category. Here’s the set-up: a teacher who works with 5th- and 6th-grade students reached out to the Tik Tok world asking what she should do about a particular student.

When the subject of pronouns came up in the class, one boy raised his hand and told the teacher that she hadn’t asked his pronouns. So she did. The kid replied that his pronouns were “banana” and “rock.”

Naturally, this triggered confusion in the woke teacher, and at one point in her Tik Tok, she even tries to correct herself and refer to the kid as “banana.” Then she wonders — and asks the woke people on a social media outlet — if the kid wa serious in telling her his pronouns are “banana” and “rock.”

It’s glorious.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: woke
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To: drSteve78

😁


81 posted on 08/03/2022 11:52:06 PM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: MayflowerMadam
The ironic thing is that the teacher wouldn’t know what a pronoun is if one bit her in the ass — much less diagram a sentence.

If there's enough space I'd write "words used instead of a noun or noun phrase".

82 posted on 08/04/2022 12:28:27 AM PDT by MikelTackNailer (It's time to Build Gallows Back Better.)
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To: lowbridge

My pronouns are Potato Factory and Shoe Umbrellas.


83 posted on 08/04/2022 12:31:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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To: Noumenon
Mine are Master and Commander.

I thought those were Russel Crowe’s? 🤣😆🤭😀 Are we prohibited from getting nasty? Can someone use the pronouns F and U? 🤗😀😆🤗🤪🤭😂

84 posted on 08/04/2022 12:41:54 AM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
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To: dfwgator

2. Your pronouns for yourself? How about “beans and franks”?

From “CSI” tv show of yore.


85 posted on 08/04/2022 12:52:01 AM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (Figures )
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To: usconservative

That reminds me of a kid on my college dorm floor who thought it was funny to subscribe to a magazine as “Krotch Kritter.” He then began to receive junk mail that went like:”Krotch Kritter, you may be the next winner of the Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes!! Yes, Krotch, imagine receiving a check for $5000 every week for the rest of your life. Mr. Kritter, please return the Sweepstakes entry form as soon as possible to secure your chance to win.”


86 posted on 08/04/2022 1:02:06 AM PDT by I-ambush (We watched the moment of defeat, played back over on the video screen. )
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

If I were EVER inclined to play their game, I would tell them my pronouns are “Lord High Executioner”. That’ll get them thinking 🤔😆


87 posted on 08/04/2022 3:15:57 AM PDT by Spacetrucker (George Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British - HE SHOT THEM .. WITH GUNS)
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To: lowbridge

The video is humor, not real but it gets the point across.


88 posted on 08/04/2022 3:54:26 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (America -- July 4, 1776 to November 3, 2020 -- R.I.P.)
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To: rockrr

I prefer Honey.


89 posted on 08/04/2022 4:43:24 AM PDT by oldasrocks
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To: lowbridge
End the pandering lunacy and hypocrisy of "preferred pronouns" by declaring your pronouns are "Nottafag" or "Nottadyke" if you're white and the N-word if you're black.

Sue them repeatedly when they refuse to call you by your preferred pronoun.

90 posted on 08/04/2022 4:51:53 AM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: lowbridge

The teacher should have called him banana, rock, scissors.


91 posted on 08/04/2022 5:42:30 AM PDT by Flavious_Maximus
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To: lowbridge

“President Trump”
“Election Stolen”
“Christ is True Messiah”
“Covid Plandemic”
“DEI Sham”
“Race Hustler”
“Sodomite”
“Groomer”
“Right to Life”
“Abortion is Murder”
“Tranny”
“Communist”

So many options.


92 posted on 08/04/2022 5:52:52 AM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: lowbridge

LOL! Hoist on her own petard!


93 posted on 08/04/2022 7:45:10 AM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. )
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To: joshua c
what are the options? is there an approved list by the pronoun tribunal? am i stuck with my preferred pronouns or change them weekly? daily? hourly?

I'm going to develop a random pronoun generator so that anytime I'm talking to these clowns, every time they need a pronoun, they will have to select a new one. That way maybe they will want to avoid me as much as I want to avoid them.

94 posted on 08/04/2022 8:06:03 AM PDT by CommerceComet ("You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case, the government forgets the first." Rush Limbaugh )
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To: drSteve78

I think the most shocking pronouns you could drop in school are Trump/Won.


95 posted on 08/04/2022 4:27:58 PM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: lowbridge
If anyone asks for my pronouns, I give them ALL my parts of speech:

Imperative Verb: Kiss
Personal Pronoun: My
Direct Object: ___

96 posted on 08/17/2022 5:23:16 AM PDT by kinsman redeemer (The real enemy seeks to devour what is good. )
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