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Woke Teacher Asks Student His Pronouns, and the Exchange Results in Hilarious Confusion
PJ Media ^ | August 3, 2022 | CHRIS QUEEN

Posted on 08/03/2022 7:52:13 PM PDT by lowbridge

What would we do without Libs of Tik Tok? The right’s favorite social media provocateur does tremendous work exposing the woke behavior infiltrating our educational system. Sometimes Libs of Tik Tok stokes our outrage, and sometimes we just have to laugh.

One post from Libs of Tik Tok falls into the latter category. Here’s the set-up: a teacher who works with 5th- and 6th-grade students reached out to the Tik Tok world asking what she should do about a particular student.

When the subject of pronouns came up in the class, one boy raised his hand and told the teacher that she hadn’t asked his pronouns. So she did. The kid replied that his pronouns were “banana” and “rock.”

Naturally, this triggered confusion in the woke teacher, and at one point in her Tik Tok, she even tries to correct herself and refer to the kid as “banana.” Then she wonders — and asks the woke people on a social media outlet — if the kid wa serious in telling her his pronouns are “banana” and “rock.”

It’s glorious.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: woke
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To: lowbridge
Libs were warned.

Go down this road and you will never be 'Woke' enough.

61 posted on 08/03/2022 9:15:00 PM PDT by G Larry (Anybody notice that Satan is hard at work?)
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To: lowbridge

Mine will be F/U


62 posted on 08/03/2022 9:22:07 PM PDT by roving (Blue Lives Matter More Than Children)
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To: PGR88

Perfect


63 posted on 08/03/2022 9:30:09 PM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: Mark17

I will be Philip Pines.

😜

Maybe.

Some day.


64 posted on 08/03/2022 9:31:21 PM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: poinq

Mine are your highness and her highness.


65 posted on 08/03/2022 9:31:24 PM PDT by Bethaneidh
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To: Lurker

Yeah, I could see that noun problem right away. All you need in class of 6th graders is five or six noun-trouble-makers, and the whole class would shutdown with nothing being achieved.

Next up? Some Klingon-warrior-trouble-makers who insist on only Klingon-language being used, and allowing them to bring warrior knives into the school.


66 posted on 08/03/2022 9:49:38 PM PDT by pepsionice
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To: lowbridge

I am not as much pronouns as I am proverbs.


67 posted on 08/03/2022 9:51:40 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: chajin

Mine are “Trump/Train”


68 posted on 08/03/2022 9:57:39 PM PDT by Billie Bud
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To: dfwgator

Mine are Eff, Ukov, Andie.


69 posted on 08/03/2022 10:14:58 PM PDT by Rollee
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

Pat/MaHiney


70 posted on 08/03/2022 10:16:41 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL)
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To: AndyTheBear

You/Me, reversed from normal.


71 posted on 08/03/2022 10:17:07 PM PDT by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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To: lowbridge

“Whatnot” and “Regardless”.


72 posted on 08/03/2022 10:21:06 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Comitia asinorum et rhinocerum delenda sunt.)
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To: lowbridge

Turn it on them. Tell em your pronouns are Boss and Massa.


73 posted on 08/03/2022 10:23:37 PM PDT by lurk (u)
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To: lowbridge

I always tell them that my pronouns are:

1. m’lord

2. Master

3. Your Imperial Majesty

(grin)


74 posted on 08/03/2022 10:35:14 PM PDT by Salgak (You're in Strange Hands with Tom Stranger. . . .)
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To: AndyTheBear

When LinkedIn asked me to set my preferred pronouns, I entered “lord/master”.


75 posted on 08/03/2022 10:36:20 PM PDT by SauronOfMordor (A Leftist can't enjoy life unless they are controlling, hurting, or destroying others)
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To: lowbridge

My pronouns are Empress and Your Royal Highness.


76 posted on 08/03/2022 11:21:00 PM PDT by ponygirl (An Appeal to Heaven )
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To: lowbridge

I would love to see some comedy skits mocking this stuff to show the absurdity

Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Student: Yes, they did my homework
Teacher: You are responsible for your own homework
Student: We know. We did it all on our own!


77 posted on 08/03/2022 11:21:25 PM PDT by Zack Attack
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To: usconservative

ok that is a great story


78 posted on 08/03/2022 11:21:49 PM PDT by wafflehouse ("there was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon" -Alice's Restaurant Massacree)
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To: Zack Attack

LOL! I won’t be sharing with my 5 year old grand daughter….she loves to be sarcastic!


79 posted on 08/03/2022 11:28:30 PM PDT by antceecee
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To: lurk

I remember the boys in my senior class used to call each other Hoss, Big Hoss, What’s Up Coz, Coz’n, Werrrrrd! and something that sounded like a woof.


80 posted on 08/03/2022 11:33:56 PM PDT by ponygirl (An Appeal to Heaven )
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