Posted on 07/18/2022 9:32:55 AM PDT by God luvs America
Freshly transitioned to a woman, Leslie Roberson tasted the sweet thrill of womanhood this morning as she absolutely smashed her car into a curb.
"Whew! Sure feel like a woman now!" shouted Leslie with glee. "Better take the car into a mechanic now and get taken advantage of. This is great!"
Previously known as Bob, the newly minted "Leslie" had grown tired of deciding where to go to eat and being comfortable at ambient temperatures. "I just wasn't living my truth," said Leslie, turning down the thermostat. "Now I can take a hundred blankets with me everywhere I go and have completely preposterous mood swings. Wait, did I just close the garage door on the trunk?"
Sources say Leslie spent the remainder of the day making one sandwich after another, reveling in the joys of femininity. After learning how to do that turban thing women do with towels on their heads after taking a shower, Leslie then added seventeen more throw pillows to the bed. After Leslie turned down a high-level appointment in the Biden administration, Victoria's Secret called to offer a modeling gig.
"Wow, no one ever used to call me when I was Bob," said Leslie at publishing time. "Being oppressed is the best!"
.....oh, brother....!!!! the four most commonly used words by my wife and the ones I always cringe when I hear them....
1) “But I liked it.....”
2) “It was on sale.....”
LOL.. That is funny... 🤓
Hope, Leslie. That’s why he went by Bob.
lol ROFLMAO
Where, exactly, did the trend/compulsion/ritual/perversion of putting decorative pillows on beds and sofas come from?
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Its genetic.
She promptly blamed the curb, no doubt.
First time i traveled with my wife, then girlfriend, 25 years ago, she came out of the shower and had the towel wrapped around her head. I though it was amazing the way she got it on her head and was able to keep it on her head without dropping off!!!
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remember these are the descendants of women who carried water in clay pots on their heads, and baskets filled with items.
Balancing a towel?
Nothing
I always tell my wife, “there’s no law stating you must drive through every pothole in the road.”
Yes there is!
It must be dripping estrogen over here.
“The 17 extra throw pillows on the bed is pure gold.”
Makes me wonder whether the toilet seat is up or down.
wy69
Are those that are willing to submit to vax are those that have compromised themselves into whoredome and fornication in the past?
LOL
this one hits it out of the park
LOL!
In a home where there are 17 extra throw pillows on a bed, the toilet seat is definitely down. Otherwise, you will have an angry woman with her arms crossed standing in front of you in full lecture mode.
“...you will have an angry woman...”
What about in this case when the woman isn’t a woman? It’s a toss up.
wy69
Mrs. Deplorable is a better driver than I am. She never put a car on its roof... I did..
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