Posted on 07/18/2022 9:32:55 AM PDT by God luvs America
Freshly transitioned to a woman, Leslie Roberson tasted the sweet thrill of womanhood this morning as she absolutely smashed her car into a curb.
"Whew! Sure feel like a woman now!" shouted Leslie with glee. "Better take the car into a mechanic now and get taken advantage of. This is great!"
Previously known as Bob, the newly minted "Leslie" had grown tired of deciding where to go to eat and being comfortable at ambient temperatures. "I just wasn't living my truth," said Leslie, turning down the thermostat. "Now I can take a hundred blankets with me everywhere I go and have completely preposterous mood swings. Wait, did I just close the garage door on the trunk?"
Sources say Leslie spent the remainder of the day making one sandwich after another, reveling in the joys of femininity. After learning how to do that turban thing women do with towels on their heads after taking a shower, Leslie then added seventeen more throw pillows to the bed. After Leslie turned down a high-level appointment in the Biden administration, Victoria's Secret called to offer a modeling gig.
"Wow, no one ever used to call me when I was Bob," said Leslie at publishing time. "Being oppressed is the best!"
Beg to differ on that. My hubby caused the dents in the vehicles.
But did he errr it no um whereever bring anyone a cold beer ???
I love the Bee. It shows how stupid this whole politically correct b.s. and Women’s Movement nonsense is.
Keep at it guys. Let’s hope soon these Lefties will be the laughing stock everywhere.
Where, exactly, did the trend/compulsion/ritual/perversion of putting decorative pillows on beds and sofas come from?
I know it wasn’t from the Eskimos.
Mr. mm’s driving record is worse than mine as well.
“ After learning how to do that turban thing women do with towels on their heads after taking a shower”
Why do women come out of the shower looking like bin laden( ignoring the other towel wrapped at breast level) ?
My mom always got out of hers by crying. She even cried when a policeman pulled her over for driving in an unauthorized area in a declared disaster, but no ticket. Fortunately, I saw that one, first hand.
The others she has alluded to us. Always a warning or nothing for speeding.
First time i traveled with my wife, then girlfriend, 25 years ago, she came out of the shower and had the towel wrapped around her head. I though it was amazing the way she got it on her head and was able to keep it on her head without dropping off!!!
Beg all you want- Stevie Wonder drives better than my wife
“Beg to differ on that.”
My wife of 60 years and three kids has always been the safest driver in the family.
Not the best driver, but the safest.
They only count how many accidents women are in, not how many they cause.
If you don’t like the way my wife drives, stay off the sidewalks!
My wife is a good driver, but the Bee nails the temperature issue.
LOL!!!
I always tell my wife, “there’s no law stating you must drive through every pothole in the road.”
I count the number of front end alignments, struts, tires, that must be replaced because she cannot avoid potholes, curbs and other assorted stuff on the road.
I love the Bee. It shows how stupid this whole politically correct b.s. and Women’s Movement nonsense is.
Keep at it guys. Let’s hope soon these Lefties will be the laughing stock everywhere.
I do too......
The femininity of a woman is directly proportional to the number of throw pillows in the house. I have observed this to be the case and declare it to be true.
“Where, exactly, did the trend/compulsion/ritual/perversion of putting decorative pillows on beds and sofas come from?”
In the beginning, God saw that woman was in need of more ‘things’…..
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