Posted on 07/12/2022 12:22:01 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
LOS ANGELES, CA — Governor Ron Desantis has responded to Governor Gavin Newsom's political ads in Florida by running political ads of his own in California. While Newsom's ads were urging libs to move to California, Desantis is begging the libs in California to stay put.
"Listen, folks, it's simple really — in Florida, we believe in clean sidewalks, and shrinking the homeless problem — NOT growing it!" said Governor Ron DeSantis in his California statewide ad. "So to all the woke libs out there let me be clear: do not come to Florida. Stay in California and indoctrinate your own kids — that is if you actually have kids you haven't aborted." Viewers are then treated to a shot of DeSantis wrestling an alligator.
"Here in Florida, we do not want more crime, or taxes, or a racist school curriculum. We want citizens that are BASED and red-pilled," continued DeSantis's ad. "Still thinking Florida is right for you, Cali libs? Well, just remember that we have American flags all over our state, we LOVE guns — and most importantly — President Trump lives here permanently." The commercial ends with a shot of DeSantis and Trump throwing commies out of helicopters.
Upon watching these ads, millions of Californians fainted on the spot. According to sources, they were so triggered by the alarming levels of patriotism that their California brains couldn't handle it.
At publishing time, many of the libs who saw the ads are now trying to sue Ron DeSantis for emotional damage and trauma. Ron DeSantis has responded with plans to run the same ads on CNN and MSNBC.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I have done that, too, while canoeing on the Wakullah. It was a horrible case - deep dark red bordering on a second degree burn. It was cloudy and I forgot how UV doesn’t care about clouds...
To bad it’s only the Bee.I’d like to see this ad in real life.😁
The right wing of the uniparty gaining registration is not something to be proud about. Most of the sane people in ca are no party for good reason.
LOL! Good one from the Bee!
If only this were true! LOVE THE BEE!!!
The ruling elite in Kalifornia don’t give a damn about how many registered / voting republicans are in the state. The criminal communist democrats who have controlled that state for decades will still lie, cheat and steal to stay in power, no matter what. Only a fool would would think otherwise.
He should actually do it for real !!
This one got me until the end. Best one ever!
I hope you are right on this. Just when I think this place cannot get crazier, it gets crazier. I chose to live in the area I live in to avoid the LA riff-raff and now break-ins are happening here with increasing frequency.
We need to start re-building California by recalling that bastard, George Gasgon.
Crap... I thought this was actually a real ad... that would have been super bad-ass!!
Maybe DeSantis will see this and really do it.
> the part about DeSantis wrestling an alligator.
seemed legit to me, heheh.
Florida native here, I have always figured there’s a certain percentage of new arrivals that leave for the reasons you state.
I’ve lived in Boca but I live on the Forgotten Coast now.
I’m never leaving.
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!”
I know it’s the Bee, but THAT is an ad that must now be made. It would be awesome.
November will tell if they had enough Marxism yet like Trump asked what the hell do you have to lose.
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