Posted on 06/30/2022 11:22:14 AM PDT by servo1969
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With Ketanji Brown Jackson set to take over Justice Stephen Breyer's seat on the Supreme Court today, aides have been hard at work changing all the restroom signs to "gender-neutral" so Jackson doesn't get confused when she has to use the restroom.
"It's important to make accommodations for differently-abled non-biologists like KBJ," said SCOTUS Clerk Michael Qian. "We are excited that Ketanji will not only be here to represent women of color, but people of mental confusion as well."
The clerks will also be hard at work striking all uses of the word "woman" from cases and legal briefings passed to the newest justice, as any use of the word "woman" causes her to start stuttering in confusion and say things like "I'm not qualified for this."
At publishing time, Conservatives called for KBJ to recuse herself from all cases involving women.
How will she know which room is the restroom? She’s not a plumber.
How will she even find her way around the building to where the restroom is without being an architect.
Gender? Could they be more specific? 😂🙌
I wonder what she sees when she looks in a mirror.
LOL.
5.56mm
Make them stop!
Yep, it’s the Bee. But series, from what I’ve read, the newest USSC member must serve coffee to the others for as long as they are the newest.
Wonder if that will end when KBJ cries out she is not a house nagger.
For her they will need to have a set of horns on the door marked 9th Circle...
Ok, the headline looked serious.
Then I read the first sentence and realized it was the Bee.
Always check to make sure it’s the Bee. I’ve been briefly suckered too many times by them.
Now...that's funny right there.
I'm sorry, what do those pictures represent? Why doesn't it just say "Sewer Access"?
Half man half women???
“ We are excited that Ketanji will not only be here to represent women of color, but people of mental confusion as well.”
Like their aren’t enough ding dong libtards in government already 🤪
Gibberish Restroom
It’s going to be a fun ride...!!!!
The media continues to talk about the first black woman on the court. Is there a legal definition for black or woman?
All those symbols are WHITE!!!
Here comes the pronoun brigade. We’re never returning to sanity.
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