Drug gang’s pet monkey found dead after bloody cartel shootout

NY Post ^ | June 17, 2022 | Anthony Blair

[McGruff]

The pet monkey of a drug gang member – dressed up in a bulletproof vest and camouflaged jacket – has been killed in a bloody shootout which also left 11 other cartel members dead.

Its owner – a young man in his 20s said to be in Mexico’s notorious La Familia Michoaacana criminal group – was found dead from several gunshot wounds with the monkey lying on his chest.

Stunned police came across the bizarre and gruesome scene following a firefight between authorities and cartel members in the town of Texcaltitlan, central Mexico, just over 60 miles southwest of the capital, Mexico City.

[dynachrome]

The organ grinder was blind.

[VTenigma]

Eet tiz mah minkee.

[chief lee runamok]

      Punish The Monkey

[OrangeHoof]

It tested negative for Humanpox...

[HighSierra5]

Oh jeez, I needed a laugh.

[Ex gun maker.]

Once again, there is no such thing as a “Bulletproof” vest.
There are only Bullet Resistant vest.
And they virtually all leave a lot of body parts unprotected as they concentrate on covering the most vital area’s.
Recall a while back the ‘Bangers were spreading information on where to shoot cops wearing vest.

[Flick Lives]

They make monkey-size bulletproof vests?

[EEGator]

No dancing on Sprokets today…

[Adder]

Take that you dirty ape!

[blueunicorn6]

And a job just opened up for Jen Psaki.

[Veto!]

Terribly sad. He did not deserve to die. But as written, shootout killed “11 OTHER gang members.”

Since when is a monkey a gang member?

[Veto!]

Good one. Humanpox indeed.

[Clay Moore]

They just needed to teach him how to shoot an AK-47 like this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU

[PLMerite]

Okay, THAT was funny.

[telescope115]

I see the makings of a romance movie with a tragic ending…

[telescope115]

Oh no! WHO SHOT THE MINKEY?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Is that monkey wearing a tiny bullet proof vest?

[BipolarBob]

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/XW8iAVwt_Yc?playlist=XW8iAVwt_Yc&autoplay=1&iv_load_policy=3&loop=1&modestbranding=1&start=

[GingisK]

The only good monkey is a dead monkey.

[If You Want It Fixed - Fix It]

Chimp shields not big enough to protect humans. Try a bison.