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Three Little Pigs Like You've Never Heard Before. 
Dry Bar Comedy ^
 | John Branyan
Posted on 05/19/2022 9:44:36 AM PDT by Eleutheria5
Three little pigs is a classic fairy tale, but when told in the language of William Shakespeare it becomes something completely different. Whether you have an extensive vocabulary or one with less words in your vernacular, you're sure to enjoy this amazing story telling experience from John Branyan.
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TOPICS: Books/Literature; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: fairytale; language; shakespeare; standup
    Stand-up comedy is alive, if not well. Here's a great example.
To: Eleutheria5
    The is a hillarious video version with Billy Crystal as the “smart” pig.
 
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posted on 
05/19/2022 9:48:02 AM PDT
by 
Fester Chugabrew
("Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." -G.K. Chesterton)
 
To: Eleutheria5
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posted on 
05/19/2022 9:51:28 AM PDT
by 
mykroar
(There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare.  -  Sun Tzu)
 
To: Eleutheria5
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posted on 
05/19/2022 9:56:10 AM PDT
by 
KnutKase
(VRWC member since 1988)
 
To: Eleutheria5
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posted on 
05/19/2022 9:56:14 AM PDT
by 
ComputerGuy
(Heavily-medicated for your protection)
 
To: Eleutheria5
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posted on 
05/19/2022 9:56:53 AM PDT
by 
Pollard
(Don't ask if there's a conspiracy. If you're not in one, you need to start one. CA Fitts)
 
To: Eleutheria5
    I have seen this routine multiple times...still cracks me up.
 
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posted on 
05/19/2022 10:08:43 AM PDT
by 
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
 
To: Eleutheria5
    Nearly went incontinent I was laughing so hard. Priceless!!
 
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posted on 
05/19/2022 10:09:28 AM PDT
by 
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
 
To: Pollard
    .ollove the dry bar comedy- good clean and really funny comedy usually.
“I went to ny city once, and tried to hail a cab... and caught a pidgoen” lol- totally out of the blue
 
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posted on 
05/19/2022 10:12:17 AM PDT
by 
Bob434
(.)
 
To: Eleutheria5
    For John Branyon:
*** Whether you have an extensive vocabulary or one with less words in your vernacular***
Fewer words. Fewer.
 
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posted on 
05/19/2022 10:31:03 AM PDT
by 
FamiliarFace
(I wish “smart resume” would work for the real world so I could FF through the Burden admin BS.)
 
To: Eleutheria5
    A few comics work very hard for a laugh. This might be the hardest working comic I’ve heard, lately.
 
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posted on 
05/19/2022 10:51:45 AM PDT
by 
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
 
To: Eleutheria5
    “A Triune Tale of Diminutive Swine”
 
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posted on 
05/19/2022 11:05:39 AM PDT
by 
SkiKnee
 
To: Eleutheria5
    I know John personally. He’s been my son’s friend for 20+ years.
Three Little Pigs is One of my favorites.
 
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posted on 
05/19/2022 11:17:16 AM PDT
by 
grame
(May you know more of the love of God Almighty this day!)
 
To: Eleutheria5
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posted on 
05/19/2022 12:04:14 PM PDT
by 
Auntie Mame
(Fear not  tomorrow.  God is already there.)
 
To: Eleutheria5
    
"Yo! Wolf Face, I'm your worst nightmare! Your ass is mine!"
 
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posted on 
05/19/2022 12:07:55 PM PDT
by 
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
 
To: Eleutheria5
    Thanks for posting this. Best laugh I have had in a while.
 
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posted on 
05/19/2022 4:29:35 PM PDT
by 
married21
(As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
 
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