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Trump Crowned MAGA King After Pulling Rittenhouse's AR-15 From Stone
BabylonBee.com ^
| 5/13/2022
| unattributed
Posted on 05/14/2022 6:33:38 PM PDT by wastedyears
ANTIOCH, IL—Former President Donald J. Trump was crowned MAGA King shortly after pulling the legendary rifle of Kyle Rittenhouse from a stone. According to legend, the AR-15 rifle had been placed in the stone by Rittenhouse himself where it could lay dormant until a hero worthy of ruling America could pry it from its slumber.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; donaldjtrump; donaldtrump; greatmagaking; kylerittenhouse; magaking; rittenhouse; satire; trump
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To: wastedyears
How do thy come up with this tuff every day
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posted on
05/14/2022 8:00:05 PM PDT
by
roving
To: wastedyears
The video at the bottom is funny, too.
This man shared misinformation online, so the Ministry of Truth -- err, sorry, the Disinformation Governance Board -- detained him for questioning. Will he stand strong in the face of torture?
One of the methods of torture in the video is playing Jankowicz's disinformation song.
To: wastedyears
magabiden
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posted on
05/14/2022 8:20:42 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: wastedyears
He’s got electric boots, a mohair suit, I spread it in a MAGA-zine
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posted on
05/14/2022 8:23:55 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: wastedyears
And now...the Holy Hand Grenade...
To: wastedyears
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posted on
05/14/2022 8:30:30 PM PDT
by
VeniVidiVici
(GoFundMe is a Democrat Scam)
To: lizma2; wastedyears
In it's day, the Onion was great-they don't even hold a candle to The Bee anymore.
My absolute all-time-favorite Onion though, and brilliantly funny: Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
(The girl's family doctor)
"We give her one painless injection, and that's it. Her eyes may flutter a bit, or, she may murmur "Are you for real killing me right now?" but then her struggle will finally be over."
or
(Her parents, talking about the decision to euthanize her)
"It's hard, but we know we're making the right decision. Her organs could help other children. We could give her eyes to someone who would actually use them to read a book. "
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posted on
05/14/2022 8:47:33 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Democrats running things is termite infestation, and the exterminator won't be here for 3 years.)
To: who_would_fardels_bear
An AR15 that never jams would be a worthy miracle.
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posted on
05/14/2022 9:42:41 PM PDT
by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: wastedyears
I was by a lake when a gorgeous lady who walked on the surface reached in and pulled one from the depths for me.
Unfortunately it was the same one I lost in that canoe accident and was quite rusty
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posted on
05/15/2022 6:04:17 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: wastedyears
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posted on
05/15/2022 7:17:08 AM PDT
by
WildHighlander57
((the more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.) )
To: wastedyears
pulling the legendary rifle of Kyle Rittenhouse from a stone Shame on the Bee folks.
It is supposed to be pulled from an old oak tree.
ML/NJ
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posted on
05/15/2022 7:51:13 AM PDT
by
ml/nj
("If the Representatives of the People betray their Constituents ..." Federalist #28; READ IT!)
To: Ezekiel
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posted on
05/15/2022 9:08:20 AM PDT
by
Vaduz
( )
To: Chode
That needs to be on a tee shirt...
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posted on
05/15/2022 9:10:02 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(We need to repeal RCV wherever it's in use and go back to dumb voting machines.)
To: mewzilla
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posted on
05/15/2022 9:12:46 AM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: rlmorel
The Onion’s “Our Dumb World” was hilarious !
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posted on
05/15/2022 11:07:01 AM PDT
by
lizma2
To: lizma2
LOL! Never saw that downloaded it!!!
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posted on
05/15/2022 11:44:50 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Democrats running things is termite infestation, and the exterminator won't be here for 3 years.)
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