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Trump Crowned MAGA King After Pulling Rittenhouse's AR-15 From Stone
BabylonBee.com ^
| 5/13/2022
| unattributed
Posted on 05/14/2022 6:33:38 PM PDT by wastedyears
ANTIOCH, IL—Former President Donald J. Trump was crowned MAGA King shortly after pulling the legendary rifle of Kyle Rittenhouse from a stone. According to legend, the AR-15 rifle had been placed in the stone by Rittenhouse himself where it could lay dormant until a hero worthy of ruling America could pry it from its slumber.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; donaldjtrump; donaldtrump; greatmagaking; kylerittenhouse; magaking; rittenhouse; satire; trump
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Tell me we're watching a movie without telling me we're watching a movie.
To: wastedyears; ransomnote
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posted on
05/14/2022 6:34:11 PM PDT
by
wastedyears
(The left would kill every single one of us and our families if they knew they could get away with it)
To: wastedyears
...and it never runs out of ammo and never has to be reloaded.
To: wastedyears
The movie I am not telling you about that you are watching should be written and directed by The Bee.
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posted on
05/14/2022 6:40:02 PM PDT
by
TLI
(ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
To: wastedyears
Greatest posting headline of the year!
The BB rocks...
To: wastedyears
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posted on
05/14/2022 6:45:04 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.))
To: wastedyears
This is the best Bee article to date.
The image is priceless.
These Bee people took the golden EIBee microphone and ran flew off with it.
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posted on
05/14/2022 6:50:30 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
("Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️.)
To: wastedyears
We’re bit players in the biggest entertainment spectacle of all time.
Zizzgol and Xyblox give 8 manual dexterity appendages up!
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posted on
05/14/2022 6:55:05 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Ezekiel
Aha! I thought I’d seen that EIB logo before...
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posted on
05/14/2022 6:56:45 PM PDT
by
Does so
(https//youtu.be/3PxEWB6W8ig ......Uke's Independence Day Parade. Anthem starts at 15:00)
To: wastedyears
I think one of the best books I’ve ever read was the Onions “Our Dumb World”.
What a hoot! And then some.
From what I’ve read the Onion has losts it’s way (gone woke) but the Bee stepped up to take their place.
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posted on
05/14/2022 7:00:23 PM PDT
by
lizma2
To: wastedyears
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posted on
05/14/2022 7:02:54 PM PDT
by
combat_boots
(I be MAGA Kangz)
To: wastedyears
We’re not watching a movie, we’re living a movie.
Conspiracy theories are spoiler alerts...
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posted on
05/14/2022 7:04:57 PM PDT
by
null and void
(We're trapped between too many questions unanaswered, and too many answers unquestioned...)
To: wastedyears
It’s a slow motion slide show.
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posted on
05/14/2022 7:06:46 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: who_would_fardels_bear
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posted on
05/14/2022 7:07:47 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: wastedyears
No one would buy this move script...they would say the story of Trump and the Biden administration wouldnt be believable.
A Maga King..a president being led away by the Easter Bunny...no baby formula in America..
corn Pop ?
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posted on
05/14/2022 7:09:01 PM PDT
by
Recovering Ex-hippie
(The 2020 election Trump victory determines the fate f America and Freedom.)
To: wastedyears
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posted on
05/14/2022 7:12:11 PM PDT
by
Guenevere
(“If the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do?”)
To: Guenevere; Ezekiel
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
These folks are priceless!
"...The rifle chose me," said the rightful MAGA King. "It was rigged against me from the beginning and I still moved it, if you can believe it. Sleepy Joe never pulled a rifle from a stone, okay, I can tell you that..."
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posted on
05/14/2022 7:36:05 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Democrats running things is termite infestation, and the exterminator won't be here for 3 years.)
To: wastedyears
The Bee is Great...
Although sometime I see something I thought written by the Bee, but it isn't... 🤓
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posted on
05/14/2022 7:43:34 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(I'm the ones trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention! )
To: wastedyears
I’ve never bookmarked satire before but that was so funny I had to put it in my President Trump folder. Bwaaaaaaa
May I be a faithful servant of the Great MAGA King and a loyal citizen of Magadom until I pass on to MAGAhalla.
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posted on
05/14/2022 7:54:31 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(I await the return of The Great MAGA King)
To: wastedyears
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is such a complete destruction of the left’s focus group invented insult. They live in such a bubble that they have no clue.
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posted on
05/14/2022 7:57:13 PM PDT
by
Tailback
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