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Trump Crowned MAGA King After Pulling Rittenhouse's AR-15 From Stone
BabylonBee.com ^ | 5/13/2022 | unattributed

Posted on 05/14/2022 6:33:38 PM PDT by wastedyears

ANTIOCH, IL—Former President Donald J. Trump was crowned MAGA King shortly after pulling the legendary rifle of Kyle Rittenhouse from a stone. According to legend, the AR-15 rifle had been placed in the stone by Rittenhouse himself where it could lay dormant until a hero worthy of ruling America could pry it from its slumber.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; donaldjtrump; donaldtrump; greatmagaking; kylerittenhouse; magaking; rittenhouse; satire; trump
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Tell me we're watching a movie without telling me we're watching a movie.
1 posted on 05/14/2022 6:33:38 PM PDT by wastedyears
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To: wastedyears; ransomnote

This is fuuny.


2 posted on 05/14/2022 6:34:11 PM PDT by wastedyears (The left would kill every single one of us and our families if they knew they could get away with it)
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To: wastedyears

...and it never runs out of ammo and never has to be reloaded.


3 posted on 05/14/2022 6:39:03 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear (This is not a tagline.)
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To: wastedyears

The movie I am not telling you about that you are watching should be written and directed by The Bee.

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4 posted on 05/14/2022 6:40:02 PM PDT by TLI (ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: wastedyears

Greatest posting headline of the year!

The BB rocks...


5 posted on 05/14/2022 6:41:42 PM PDT by SuperLuminal
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To: wastedyears

The GrEaT ULtra MaGA KING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3JpCZ0rhzk


6 posted on 05/14/2022 6:45:04 PM PDT by BenLurkin ((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.))
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To: wastedyears
This is the best Bee article to date.

The image is priceless.

These Bee people took the golden EIBee microphone and ran flew off with it.



7 posted on 05/14/2022 6:50:30 PM PDT by Ezekiel ("Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️.)
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To: wastedyears

We’re bit players in the biggest entertainment spectacle of all time.

Zizzgol and Xyblox give 8 manual dexterity appendages up!


8 posted on 05/14/2022 6:55:05 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Ezekiel

Aha! I thought I’d seen that EIB logo before...


9 posted on 05/14/2022 6:56:45 PM PDT by Does so (https//youtu.be/3PxEWB6W8ig ......Uke's Independence Day Parade. Anthem starts at 15:00)
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To: wastedyears

I think one of the best books I’ve ever read was the Onions “Our Dumb World”.

What a hoot! And then some.

From what I’ve read the Onion has losts it’s way (gone woke) but the Bee stepped up to take their place.


10 posted on 05/14/2022 7:00:23 PM PDT by lizma2
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To: wastedyears

We FReepers be Kangz yo


11 posted on 05/14/2022 7:02:54 PM PDT by combat_boots (I be MAGA Kangz)
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To: wastedyears

We’re not watching a movie, we’re living a movie.

Conspiracy theories are spoiler alerts...


12 posted on 05/14/2022 7:04:57 PM PDT by null and void (We're trapped between too many questions unanaswered, and too many answers unquestioned...)
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To: wastedyears

It’s a slow motion slide show.


13 posted on 05/14/2022 7:06:46 PM PDT by carriage_hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: who_would_fardels_bear

Nor ever cleaned.


14 posted on 05/14/2022 7:07:47 PM PDT by carriage_hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: wastedyears

No one would buy this move script...they would say the story of Trump and the Biden administration wouldnt be believable.

A Maga King..a president being led away by the Easter Bunny...no baby formula in America..
corn Pop ?


15 posted on 05/14/2022 7:09:01 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (The 2020 election Trump victory determines the fate f America and Freedom.)
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To: wastedyears

Wonderful!


16 posted on 05/14/2022 7:12:11 PM PDT by Guenevere (“If the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do?”)
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To: Guenevere; Ezekiel
Hahahahahahahahahaha!

These folks are priceless!

"...The rifle chose me," said the rightful MAGA King. "It was rigged against me from the beginning and I still moved it, if you can believe it. Sleepy Joe never pulled a rifle from a stone, okay, I can tell you that..."

17 posted on 05/14/2022 7:36:05 PM PDT by rlmorel (Democrats running things is termite infestation, and the exterminator won't be here for 3 years.)
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To: wastedyears
The Bee is Great...

Although sometime I see something I thought written by the Bee, but it isn't... 🤓

18 posted on 05/14/2022 7:43:34 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the ones trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention! )
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To: wastedyears

I’ve never bookmarked satire before but that was so funny I had to put it in my President Trump folder. Bwaaaaaaa

May I be a faithful servant of the Great MAGA King and a loyal citizen of Magadom until I pass on to MAGAhalla.


19 posted on 05/14/2022 7:54:31 PM PDT by TigersEye (I await the return of The Great MAGA King)
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To: wastedyears

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is such a complete destruction of the left’s focus group invented insult. They live in such a bubble that they have no clue.


20 posted on 05/14/2022 7:57:13 PM PDT by Tailback
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