REDNECKs

email from a friend | 5/13/2022 | unknown

[humblegunner]

What say you?

I say you're some kind of retarded pinhead.

[libh8er]

“Ukrop is usually said with extreme venom here”

I will bet people using that term have direct ties to Russia. Born there, lived there, of Russian heritage, family ties…or just plain Russian. FR is not just a grassroots conservatives site any more. There are all kinds of people here pushing their pet agendas, especially people who signed up in recent years.

[aquila48]

👍👍👍😁

[Vendome]

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

ROTFLMAO

[Jamestown1630]

You might be from Fresno if you try to kill spiders with a blowtorch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH9TdFx5j-8

[Vendome]

Them are hillbillies aw right.

Particularly in Eureka Springs, AR

[NY Attitude]

“Hold muh beer..” Most likely it is PBR.

[Born in 1950]

You need to subscribe to my blog.

[libh8er]

“ Anti white isn’t funny. ”

No need to go Will Smith on us. It’s not anti white. It’s just humor and humor is often about exaggerating stereotypes. We make fun of every demographic group here - you name the group and we have done it. No reason for whites or rednecks to be off limits.

[humblegunner]

You need to subscribe to my blog.

I'll do that right away, and DONATE too!
I love blogs, citizen journalism is the bestest ever!

[cuz1961]

If you can’t laugh at yourself..../\

I can , and often do.

But for humor to be funny it has to be true

and only a prog would think any of that crap is true.

It has the stink of prog slander all over it.

[cuz1961]

Like something one would hear in the faculty lounge in any college.

[Rusty0604]

How did the redneck die drinking milk?
The cow kicked him.

[usconservative]

18) Your only problem with shopping at Wal-Mart is that you don’t like having to dress up.

Have you been to a Wal-Mart lately??

[Jamestown1630]

Good grief. Humor is always an exaggeration - and always contains some truth.

[Rusty0604]

“But for humor to be funny it has to be true”

Where is that written, in the liberal rules for comedy?

I guess you really don’t like satire, like the Babylon Bee.

[Flaming Conservative]

What’s a UKROP?

[telescope115]

My brother-in-law used to drink that crap. I don’t know what they put in it.😝

[FatherofFive]

A father in Arkansas takes his daughter to the doctor. He says, “Doc, this girl needs to be fitted for a diaphragm” The doctor loos at the charts and says, “Sir, she is 12 years old. Is she sexually active?” “The guy responds, “Naw, she just lays there like her mother does.”

[Deepeasttx]

Q: where was the toothbrush invented?

A: not really sure. But it had to be Arkansas. If it were any place else, it would be called a toothbrush. 🙃