Posted on 05/13/2022 11:42:56 AM PDT by sodpoodle
You're An EXTREME Redneck When...
1) You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids
2) The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4) You think a woman who is out of your league, bowls on a different night.
5) You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6) Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'
7) You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8) Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9) Your junior prom offered day care.
10) You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'
11) You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12) The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13) You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14) One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15) You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16) You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17) You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
And in closing....
Two good ol' boys in an Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!
Anti white. Disgusting. Degenerate.
I live in Arkansas. These people exist.
And very funny.
It probably is but just as funny as ‘You Might be From the Hood if …’ would be 🤪
Dude. This is really ugly “humor”
As a Redneck, I resemble those remarks - NEWBIE - 2/2022!!!
“Anti white. Disgusting. Degenerate.” True but that’s why these are funny
The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both
8) Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.”
Came real close to spitting my coffee on that one.
This made me think about a road trip to West Virginia for ‘Bridge Day’ in October...
Oh please. Tell us you forgot the sarcasm tag?
that’s why these are funny
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Prog humor is only funny to progs.
only a libtard would find them funny and I see the usual suspects here do.
Way to out youreselves morons.
You are drinking coffee? It’s so late= you must be a Redneck:)
God bless
I’m not young. And a sense of humor is one of the most important things to cultivate as you grow old.
18) Your only problem with shopping at Wal-Mart is that you don’t like having to dress up.
4 cups a day!
“ You are drinking coffee? It’s so late= you must be a Redneck:)
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Redneck and I were picking up beer yesterday morning at the grocery and he said it’s noon right? I said “close enough’ 🤪
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