You might be from Fresno if you try to kill spiders with a blowtorch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH9TdFx5j-8
Then there was the man who, to combat a major roach infestation, sealed his house and set off a bug bomb in every room while he enjoyed beer, pretzels, and hot dogs on the back yard patio. The result was an explosion and fire — with a tsk, tsk from the manufacturer about his violation of the obscure safety warning that appeared in 10 point type on the packaging.