You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
ROTFLMAO
Way back in the early-ish 1980s, we hosted a German foreign exchange student. Just before he arrived, our dishwasher broke. When the young man asked what my folks were going to do about the broken dishwasher, my dad, without skipping a beat, replied "We just imported one from Germany." The kid got a weird look on his face and my dad couldn't keep from busting out laughing. He finally told him they were just waiting on the new one to be delivered.