How did the redneck die drinking milk?
The cow kicked him.
How did the Hillbilly Redneck die? A “Stump Broke” cow kicked him.
His only problem was jumping off the stump to run around to kiss the cow on the lips, then back to the stump.
And no, I will not define “stump broke”.
My older brother was the one who milked the cow. We younger siblings would stand outside the gate of the milking shed watching him milk Daisy. Many times over the years he would use her teat like a squirt gun with deadly accuracy. Warm raw milk in the face isn't pleasant, but we always chanced it and came out on the short end.