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To: Rusty0604
How did the redneck die drinking milk?
The cow kicked him.

My older brother was the one who milked the cow.   We younger siblings would stand outside the gate of the milking shed watching him milk Daisy.   Many times over the years he would use her teat like a squirt gun with deadly accuracy.   Warm raw milk in the face isn't pleasant, but we always chanced it and came out on the short end.

119 posted on 05/13/2022 4:39:00 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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To: higgmeister

When I stayed over at my friend’s house and the cats would gather when she milk the cow because she would shoot it at them and they would lick it off.
I had to milk goats and I didn’t have time to fool around I’d get her in the barn with a bucket of feed, and I have to empty her out before the feed was gone.


121 posted on 05/13/2022 4:47:10 PM PDT by Rusty0604 (" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
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Bfl


126 posted on 05/13/2022 5:45:20 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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