Posted on 04/01/2022 11:52:19 AM PDT by Trillian
LOS ANGELES, CA—In a show of penitence for the insensitive joke told during the Oscars, Chris Rock offered to smooth things over with Will Smith by sleeping with his wife.
“My client feels incredible remorse for the violently inconsiderate jab aimed at Jada Pinkett Smith’s debilitating medical condition,” said Rock’s publicist, “As such, Chris generously proposes making amends by making love.”
Friends of the Smiths expressed surprise that Will’s initial reaction was to reject the comedian’s coital olive branch, knowing the cuckold really had no say in the matter. However, after learning he was at risk of losing his precious Oscar award, Smith expressed full support for the peace offering, again mistakenly assuming his decision would in any way influence his wife’s escapades.
Jada Pinkett Smith expressed overwhelming support for the comedian’s generous offer to reconcile and make things right and promised to pen him into her busy schedule of sleeping with other men.
Ouch!
And Jada said she would wear a wig.
Ricky Gervais (comedian known for skewering the left) tweeted something along the line of “I wouldn’t have made a joke about Jada’s hair. I would have joked about her boyfriend.” (paraphrased)
I have never understood this open marriage concept.
Why bother getting married if you still want to sleep around with anyone, anytime?
LOL.
That Will leave a mark.
&.56mm
Russians got my tagline.
5.56mm
It’s hardly a “marriage”
If Will Smith is so interested in protecting his wife’s reputation, how come he willingly let’s her sleep with other men?
LMAO.
Whatever the Bee is paying their writers it’s not enough
Direct hit!!
brilliant
Hahahaha
When a man is crushed/emasculated, he will over react like that.
Someone confident, proud, secure in his relationship would not do what he did.
I actually feel sorry for Smith.
I remembered this article being posted a long time ago and found it using keyword search for “willsmith”:
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1338450/posts
Warped thinking. Hardly a marriage.
For those that are confused about the love olive branch, see an earlier FR post where Candance explains:
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4050792/posts
This is just in bad taste.
It’s a bit like homo “marriages”.
Neither is a marriage, more like roommates.
I’m tired of hearing about it. Viewership of the Oscars is down - I didn’t watch it this year; I’m not going to watch it next year.
“If Will Smith is so interested in protecting his wife’s reputation, how come he willingly let’s her sleep with other men?”
I don’t think there’s any “willingly” involved. More like Jada has Will’s testicles in a jar somewhere and only lets him look at them on certain days.
Jada wants a guy, Jada gets a guy. Her “husband” gets to occasionally have sloppy seconds or terrible thirds if it’s ménage à trois week.
Jada has told Will what the rules are and he can abide by them or leave.
He hasn’t left.
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