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Chris Rock Smooths Things Over With Will Smith By Sleeping With His Wife
Babylon Bee ^ | March 29th, 2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/01/2022 11:52:19 AM PDT by Trillian

LOS ANGELES, CA—In a show of penitence for the insensitive joke told during the Oscars, Chris Rock offered to smooth things over with Will Smith by sleeping with his wife.

“My client feels incredible remorse for the violently inconsiderate jab aimed at Jada Pinkett Smith’s debilitating medical condition,” said Rock’s publicist, “As such, Chris generously proposes making amends by making love.”

Friends of the Smiths expressed surprise that Will’s initial reaction was to reject the comedian’s coital olive branch, knowing the cuckold really had no say in the matter. However, after learning he was at risk of losing his precious Oscar award, Smith expressed full support for the peace offering, again mistakenly assuming his decision would in any way influence his wife’s escapades.

Jada Pinkett Smith expressed overwhelming support for the comedian’s generous offer to reconcile and make things right and promised to pen him into her busy schedule of sleeping with other men.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; blackkk; chrisrock; oscars; willsmith
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1 posted on 04/01/2022 11:52:19 AM PDT by Trillian
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To: Trillian

Ouch!


2 posted on 04/01/2022 11:54:17 AM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: Trillian

And Jada said she would wear a wig.


3 posted on 04/01/2022 11:54:39 AM PDT by Scrambler Bob (My /s is more true than your /science (or you might mean /seance))
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To: Trillian

Ricky Gervais (comedian known for skewering the left) tweeted something along the line of “I wouldn’t have made a joke about Jada’s hair. I would have joked about her boyfriend.” (paraphrased)


4 posted on 04/01/2022 11:55:50 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs2
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To: ConservativeMind

I have never understood this open marriage concept.

Why bother getting married if you still want to sleep around with anyone, anytime?


5 posted on 04/01/2022 11:55:59 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: Trillian

LOL.

That Will leave a mark.

&.56mm


6 posted on 04/01/2022 11:57:15 AM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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To: M Kehoe

Russians got my tagline.

5.56mm


7 posted on 04/01/2022 11:58:19 AM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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To: SeekAndFind

It’s hardly a “marriage”


8 posted on 04/01/2022 11:58:22 AM PDT by Republican Wildcat
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To: Trillian

If Will Smith is so interested in protecting his wife’s reputation, how come he willingly let’s her sleep with other men?


9 posted on 04/01/2022 12:00:11 PM PDT by SmokingJoe
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To: Trillian

LMAO.


10 posted on 04/01/2022 12:00:16 PM PDT by Alberta's Child ("Mr. Potato Head ... Mr. Potato Head! Back doors are not secrets.")
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To: Trillian

Whatever the Bee is paying their writers it’s not enough


11 posted on 04/01/2022 12:00:17 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: Trillian

Direct hit!!


12 posted on 04/01/2022 12:04:53 PM PDT by Bruce Campbells Chin
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To: Trillian

brilliant


13 posted on 04/01/2022 12:05:39 PM PDT by ronniesgal (if more folks would mind their own business the world would be a better place.)
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To: Trillian

Hahahaha


When a man is crushed/emasculated, he will over react like that.

Someone confident, proud, secure in his relationship would not do what he did.

I actually feel sorry for Smith.


14 posted on 04/01/2022 12:06:18 PM PDT by Red6
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To: SeekAndFind

I remembered this article being posted a long time ago and found it using keyword search for “willsmith”:

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1338450/posts

Warped thinking. Hardly a marriage.


15 posted on 04/01/2022 12:06:30 PM PDT by Republican Wildcat
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To: Trillian

For those that are confused about the love olive branch, see an earlier FR post where Candance explains:

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4050792/posts


16 posted on 04/01/2022 12:09:03 PM PDT by where's_the_Outrage? (Drain the Swamp. Build the Wall.)
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To: Trillian

This is just in bad taste.


17 posted on 04/01/2022 12:10:54 PM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: SeekAndFind

It’s a bit like homo “marriages”.

Neither is a marriage, more like roommates.


18 posted on 04/01/2022 12:12:44 PM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: Seruzawa

I’m tired of hearing about it. Viewership of the Oscars is down - I didn’t watch it this year; I’m not going to watch it next year.


19 posted on 04/01/2022 12:13:16 PM PDT by scrabblehack
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To: SmokingJoe

“If Will Smith is so interested in protecting his wife’s reputation, how come he willingly let’s her sleep with other men?”

I don’t think there’s any “willingly” involved. More like Jada has Will’s testicles in a jar somewhere and only lets him look at them on certain days.
Jada wants a guy, Jada gets a guy. Her “husband” gets to occasionally have sloppy seconds or terrible thirds if it’s ménage à trois week.

Jada has told Will what the rules are and he can abide by them or leave.
He hasn’t left.


20 posted on 04/01/2022 12:20:43 PM PDT by oldvirginian (When I was a kid I wanted to be older…this is not what I expected)
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