Posted on 03/08/2022 8:54:49 AM PST by dayglored
WEST OF EDEN—A double-blind study conducted by angel scientists has confirmed that 100% of men would eat any fruit given to them by a naked woman. The study seems to suggest that the fall of Adam and Eve was unavoidable.
"Our results were conclusive," said the angel Gabriel, who led the study. "Of the 30,000 male test subjects we studied, we found literally 100% of them would happily accept and eat any piece of fruit handed to them by a woman who was naked. Even in cases where it wasn't fruit—or even edible—all the males gratefully accepted every single object offered and ate it with a dumb look on their face."
Gabriel then motioned to a male test subject on the other side of the glass as he happily chewed on a rubber ball that had just been handed to him by a gorgeous unclothed woman.
"See what I mean?"
Researchers say the results should serve to humble any man who thinks he would have made a different decision than Adam. "According to the science, you would have likely done the exact same thing Adam did," said Gabriel.
Women around the world started to gloat upon hearing the news until Gabriel revealed they also conducted a study showing that 100% of women can be tricked by a talking snake.
I would not eat a piece of fruit from her either.
Yes, you’re getting old!
It’s bad enough to think it but to go ahead and write it on a public forum?
LOL!
Oh yah, there’s a refrigerator there.
Didn’t notice ....
If there is a naked woman in front of me, eating fruit is not high on the list of things I’m thinking about.
I’m hoping others had an LOL, too.
So you’re not thinking about MELONS?
Not just ANY naked woman...
Not one of their better entries.
“Women around the world started to gloat upon hearing the news until Gabriel revealed they also conducted a study showing that 100% of women can be tricked by a talking snake.”
The funniest thing of all is that it is very close to the truth, including the part about women at the end.
“100% of women can be tricked by a talking snake.
Ouch.”
The data on the study is inaccurate sir.
A follow up study showed that if the woman was Hillary, 100% of the men ran screaming to the nearest cliff to leap off.
Probably, and with good reason. It’s when her eyebrows go up.
I laughed because I know it is true...even pomegranate rates with that delivery method.
It's one of those that you just have to keep looking at... like one of those times it's gonna be a little different....
A guy is driving through the country when he sees a farm stand.
He parks his truck and goes in to find a beautiful girl wearing bib overalls and nothing underneath. Behind her a sign reads,
“Peaches 2 for $3”
“Blueberries $5 a pint”
“Hand jobs $10”
He asks her if she is the girl who gives the hand jobs. She smiles, winks and says, “Yes, I am.”
He says, “Great! Wash your hands and I’ll take a pint of berries.”
That was pretty funny. Thanks
Out of the box thinking. I like it.
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