Ancient Reptilians: The Unanswered Mystery of the 7,000-Year-Old Ubaid Lizardmen

Ancient Origins ^ | John Black

[BenLurkin]

It is a commonly accepted view in mainstream archaeology that civilization started in ancient Mesopotamia with the great civilization of Sumer in what is now modern-day Iraq. However, at the beginning of the 20th century, archaeologists excavating at Tell Al’Ubaid in Iraq made an unusual discovery when they unearthed several 7,000-year-old artifacts which appear to represent humanoid figures with reptilian features.

The domestic architecture of the Ubaidians included large T-shaped houses, open courtyards, paved streets, as well as food processing equipment. According to the Metropolitan Museum of Art , some of these villages began to develop into towns, temples began to appear, as well as monumental buildings such as in Eridu, Ur and Uruk, the major sites of the Sumerian Civilization. Sumerian texts explain that Ur was believed to be the first city.

[BenLurkin]

Of course the obvious question is...why would lizards have breasts?

[frogjerk]

Of course the obvious question is...why would lizards have breasts?

I think, but cannot confirm, Helen Thomas had breasts.

[BenLurkin]

Ping.

You have no doubt covered this topic previously. A search for "Ubaid" keyword yielded nothing more recent than 2016.

[rrrod]

Post of the day!

[Frank Drebin]

"I think, but cannot confirm, Helen Thomas had breasts."

Pity whoever drew the short straw to find out...

[AppyPappy]

What’s the point of a lizard person?

To convince people to be scared of them and demand the government protect the people from them.

“If you don’t pay your taxes, the lizard people will come”
“If you don’t wear a mask, the lizard people will come”
“If you don’t get vaxxed, the lizard people will come”

[BenLurkin]

Thee are rules here you know....

[ArtDodger]

No known relationship but pretty sure Hillary nursed Chelsea.

[DannyTN]

Possibilities:

• Someone knew a couple of women who were real snakes.
• We evolved from Lizards. (Evidence, James Carville aka Snakehead)
• Visiting aliens putting on a hat fashion show.
• Coneheads disguising their faces to make their cone heads less noticable. (They're from France)
• Someone was overly fond of their pet snake.
• Voltimort... they are horcruxes.
• Snakes and lizards evolved from man. (Think Politicians in general)

[Zhang Fei]

I read that header as ancient Republicans. I had no idea Mitch was a 7,000 year old lizard.

[Empire_of_Liberty]

Odd holes in the front of the face. Maybe a salt and pepper set.

[EvilCapitalist]

Makes me think of “Land of the Lost.”

[algore]

[BenLurkin]

Would make an awesome salt an pepper set!

[Spaceman49]

“Of course the obvious question is...why would lizards have breasts?”

Has ANYBODY asked Bill Gates about THIS ??

[silverleaf]

Too much plastic surgery and botox

Pelosi is an evolving example

[rrrod]

Nice rack...

[pangaea6]

It really looks like a typical alien

[broken_clock]