[BenLurkin]

Of course the obvious question is...why would lizards have breasts?

[frogjerk]

Of course the obvious question is...why would lizards have breasts?

I think, but cannot confirm, Helen Thomas had breasts.

[BenLurkin]

Ping.

You have no doubt covered this topic previously. A search for "Ubaid" keyword yielded nothing more recent than 2016.

[AppyPappy]

What’s the point of a lizard person?

To convince people to be scared of them and demand the government protect the people from them.

“If you don’t pay your taxes, the lizard people will come”
“If you don’t wear a mask, the lizard people will come”
“If you don’t get vaxxed, the lizard people will come”

[ArtDodger]

No known relationship but pretty sure Hillary nursed Chelsea.

[DannyTN]

Possibilities:

• Someone knew a couple of women who were real snakes.
• We evolved from Lizards. (Evidence, James Carville aka Snakehead)
• Visiting aliens putting on a hat fashion show.
• Coneheads disguising their faces to make their cone heads less noticable. (They're from France)
• Someone was overly fond of their pet snake.
• Voltimort... they are horcruxes.
• Snakes and lizards evolved from man. (Think Politicians in general)

[Zhang Fei]

I read that header as ancient Republicans. I had no idea Mitch was a 7,000 year old lizard.

[Empire_of_Liberty]

Odd holes in the front of the face. Maybe a salt and pepper set.

[EvilCapitalist]

Makes me think of “Land of the Lost.”

[algore]

[silverleaf]

Too much plastic surgery and botox

Pelosi is an evolving example

[rrrod]

Nice rack...

[pangaea6]

It really looks like a typical alien

[broken_clock]

[jjotto]

What? No Valerie Jarrett?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

We have a poisonous egg lying mammal.

So why not breasted lizards?

[algore]

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-politics-36339298

skip to 3:30 :)

” Do you believe that the Royal family are Shape shifting Lizards ?”

Why yes I do, yes

[gnarledmaw]

Who cares? Apparently they wore miniskirts too. So shes not the best looking but who doesnt like a piece of lizard tail once in a while.

AmIright?

[gundog]

Why would lizards have breasts?

So boy lizards will talk to them?

[Kommodor]

Eridu, eh? Well, now I guess I know where Zan Zu came from.

And if you get that literary reference, you get a virtual cookie.

As for the (ahem) lizard features issue, well, I’ve heard of “as useless as ***** on a boar-hog”, but this is perhaps taking things a bit too far.

[fruser1]

The reptillians are still here, just hiding in human body suits. They are actually harmless, but things get confusing if you wind up dealing with one.

Here's a link to an article with a vid of one. It's police body cam of a weird guy that the cops have trouble getting in cuffs. Tazers and pepper spray have no effect on lizard men.

They eventually managed to bring him in and are still trying to figure out what happened. They are thinking mental illness at this point.

They would understand exactly what was going on if they realized the human appearance is only a disguise and took the suit off.

https://www.wesh.com/article/bodycam-video-shows-suspect-fight-with-orlando-officer/39047416#