Posted on 02/21/2022 8:21:53 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
CANADA—Under orders from the Supreme Chancellor of the People's Republic of Canada Justin Trudeau, all bank ATMs across the provinces will now require anyone attempting to withdraw money from their accounts to take a small quiz on their political beliefs.
"Let me be perfectly clear," said Trudeau while standing in a puddle of his own urine. "Those with unacceptable views shouldn't have money. These evil working-class people being allowed to buy things and eat is a threat to public safety and national security. Starting today, all ATMs will screen people for unacceptable views before they can withdraw funds."
Questions asked by the ATM will include:
How would you describe your political views?
What are your pronouns?
Do you think Trudeau is the most powerful and masculine leader ever?
Do you, or have you ever, listened to Joe Rogan—and enjoyed it?
What lives matter?
Do you live on land stolen from indigenous peoples?
Do you own a semi-truck?
Do you worship any other god besides Trudeau?
According to sources, anti-mandate freedom protestors have already formed their own parallel economy trading in beaver pelts, maple syrup, and Bitcoin. Trudeau has promised to crush this parallel economy and make the remaining protestors bow to his divine will—as soon as he puts on a pair of dry trousers.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
This won’t be satire/humor for long there or here.
You scared me. It’s so nuts up here, I thought this was real.
Yep, this is just another example of the Bee getting ahead of the curve, bookmark this. Some form of this will be real life before the end of the year
If you still live in Canada, answer the question below!:
Why would anyone keep their money in a Canadian Bank?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FL9xZl3XoAAK2D6?format=jpg&name=large
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K71ZQiKZCfY
Geez...didn’t see the Bee and got stung
I was deciding earlier this morning if I should withdraw as much cash as I can from bank, just to be safe.
I think it’s time the US annex’s Canada.
Canadians are well to the left of Americans, so if we let them into the Union, be prepared for a tilt to the left.
I thought this was real.
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Before long it will be.
Geez...didn’t see the Bee and got stung
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It could get even worse than the parody. Much worse.
Good Lord don’t give ‘em any ideas.
We almost did during the Revolution. George Washington sent Benedict Arnold to capture Quebec.
There are no crazy conspiracy theories any more.
There are just a lot of folks with normalcy bias standing around looking kinda lost.
“Too the left of Americans”.
Yes, but for how long?
“Do you think Trudeau is the most powerful and masculine leader ever?”
That’s not a proper question. It allows the possibility of doubt. It should read “In what ways do you know that Trudeau is the most powerful and masculine leader ever?”
I cannot believe this is satire. Not yet.
One could have fun with answers to their socialistic machine.
Got me too. Coming soon though.
The g’mint giveth you OPM
The g’mint can taketh it and buy key politicians another mansion or a private jet.
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