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Frozen Tesla…
https://citizenfreepress.com ^ | Posted by Kane on February 7, 2022 2:15 am

Posted on 02/07/2022 8:17:02 AM PST by Red Badger

Today was my first time experiencing the frozen door handle of doom. @elonmusk can we add an option to open the door from the app? pic.twitter.com/t8eBWnWFZD

— Matt Smith (@MatchasmMatt) February 5, 2022

How do you drive a frozen Tesla.



TOPICS: Business/Economy; Society; Travel
KEYWORDS: automotive; doorhandleofdoom; sameasanyothercar; tesla; waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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How do you drive a frozen Tesla?

YOU DON'T!...................

1 posted on 02/07/2022 8:17:02 AM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

How about handle heaters? At least for the driver door. Hopefully your charger extension cord isn’t frozen into the charging port.


2 posted on 02/07/2022 8:19:48 AM PST by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
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To: Red Badger

That hand is way too soft to have ever have done any real work.

Just take your Tesla branded hair dryer and unfreeze it.


3 posted on 02/07/2022 8:20:16 AM PST by Not_Who_U_Think
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To: Red Badger

propane torch will help thaw. Get repainted in spring ...


4 posted on 02/07/2022 8:20:23 AM PST by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: Red Badger

Maybe park it indoors.


5 posted on 02/07/2022 8:23:30 AM PST by willgolfforfood
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To: Red Badger

Tesla’s require a garage and a temperate climate.

I remember hearing about a Tesla catching fire and firemen watching the person inside burn to death because the doors were inoperative.

If that’s what you want fine.


6 posted on 02/07/2022 8:24:14 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (Let's go Brandon)
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To: Red Badger

The same way you drive a Frozen Civic


7 posted on 02/07/2022 8:24:34 AM PST by bert ( (KE. NP. N.C. +12) Promoting Afro Heritage diversity will destroy the democrats)
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To: Red Badger

Pour a pot of boiling water on the frozen windshield.

That should create an opening large enough to get into the car.


8 posted on 02/07/2022 8:25:10 AM PST by moovova
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To: Red Badger

Alcohol spray (can) might work.

...but yes, ice and snow expose many fancy designs. I’m in Michigan and I’ve seen other door handles that seem too fragile for winter use, where you may need to crack ice. Anything motorized, like fancy door handles, automatic doors, etc. need thorough ice testing. I also heard Telsa’s have HVAC’s that aren’t handling windshield fog very well.


9 posted on 02/07/2022 8:26:07 AM PST by fuzzylogic (welfare state = sharing of poor moral choices among everybody)
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To: willgolfforfood

Looks like someone who gets all his charges from work or other free locations.


10 posted on 02/07/2022 8:26:09 AM PST by who_would_fardels_bear (This is not a tagline.)
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To: Red Badger

Lol. The first time I saw electric door latches I knew they were an accident just waiting to happen.


11 posted on 02/07/2022 8:26:53 AM PST by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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How do you drive a frozen Tesla?

From inside the toasty cab of a tow truck?


12 posted on 02/07/2022 8:27:17 AM PST by Slicksadick (We accept the love we think we deserve.)
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13 posted on 02/07/2022 8:27:48 AM PST by TexasGator (UF)
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To: moovova
Of course, there's always the "defrost-by-warm-tongue" trick...


14 posted on 02/07/2022 8:28:44 AM PST by moovova
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Firemen would have broken the window, not stand around watching someone burn. Doors often jam in a crash.


15 posted on 02/07/2022 8:29:23 AM PST by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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16 posted on 02/07/2022 8:29:45 AM PST by TexasGator (UF)
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To: Red Badger

I’ve heard from a reliable source you lick the frozen handle with your tongue.

Works every time!


17 posted on 02/07/2022 8:30:10 AM PST by FroggyTheGremlim (I'll be good, I will, I will!)
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To: Red Badger

Drink a pot of coffee and let ‘er rip!


18 posted on 02/07/2022 8:30:47 AM PST by Empire_of_Liberty
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To: TexasGator

I prefer going back in the house and reading the FreeRepublic until it warms up.


19 posted on 02/07/2022 8:33:13 AM PST by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: Red Badger

It appears the advice given thus far is mixed in terms of result.


20 posted on 02/07/2022 8:34:20 AM PST by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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