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Biden's Supreme Court Pick Sexually Assaulted Me 25 Years Ago
PJ Media ^ | 1-26-2022 | MATT MARGOLIS

Posted on 01/26/2022 2:01:27 PM PST by servo1969

The news that Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer is retiring is still fresh. He won't even officially retire until October, and the Biden administration will likely spend months vetting potential nominees.

But I can tell you right now, whoever Biden picks, they sexually assaulted me 25 years ago at a high school party. I can't remember how I got there or how I got home. So far, the people I know who were present are telling me it didn't happen. I may have changed my story a few times too. But, hey, look, you can trust me. I have no agenda.

I should also let you know that Biden's nominee, whoever it is, might have a detailed calendar proving they weren't at the party. Don't believe it? Believe me!

I think I should be praised for my bravery in coming forward. I think the media must tell my story without questioning the details, and Time Magazine should profile me.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; blasey; christine; ford; kavanaugh; mattmargolis; reallystupidpost; reallystupidtroll; satire; scotus
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I believe it.
1 posted on 01/26/2022 2:01:27 PM PST by servo1969
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To: servo1969

Yeah, and we smoked bags of weed

with him and Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they

were blazing that shiiite up every day.


2 posted on 01/26/2022 2:05:32 PM PST by Macoozie (Handcuffs and Orange Jumpsuits)
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To: servo1969

Me too
Totally credible


3 posted on 01/26/2022 2:06:24 PM PST by RWGinger (Does anyone else really )
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To: servo1969

Talk about being pro-active!


4 posted on 01/26/2022 2:06:45 PM PST by hoe_cake
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To: servo1969

This is SUCH A COINCIDENCE! Because they assaulted me, TOO! I am going to have to be hypnotized to get the details, but I should be BELIEVED!


5 posted on 01/26/2022 2:06:53 PM PST by NEMDF
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To: Macoozie

And I have an underarm hair and a Dr Pepper can...


6 posted on 01/26/2022 2:07:14 PM PST by decal (MOLON JABE)
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To: servo1969

I’m here for you if you need to talk.


7 posted on 01/26/2022 2:09:21 PM PST by Scarlett156 (Someone with "comedian" on his social media profile is invariably a self-hating sadistic loser.)
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To: NEMDF

They also sexually assaulted all the children in their neighborhood....

and the sheep!


8 posted on 01/26/2022 2:10:07 PM PST by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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To: servo1969
It's true.

I've seen unimpeachable videotape of the horrific assault.

9 posted on 01/26/2022 2:12:58 PM PST by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: servo1969

Me too.


10 posted on 01/26/2022 2:13:08 PM PST by freedomjusticeruleoflaw (Strange that a man with his wealth would have to resort to prostitution.)
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To: servo1969

They also had sex with a dog named Hillary at Hefner’s mansion.


11 posted on 01/26/2022 2:14:59 PM PST by eldoradude (Add water to a journalist and you get instant sh*t)
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To: servo1969
"I should also let you know that Biden's nominee, whoever it is, might have a detailed calendar proving they weren't at the party. "

And that they like beer, and use the term "boot" to describe farting.

12 posted on 01/26/2022 2:16:27 PM PST by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
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To: servo1969

Lol


13 posted on 01/26/2022 2:17:52 PM PST by Rusty0604 (" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
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That’s “boof” — damn spell checker.


14 posted on 01/26/2022 2:18:03 PM PST by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
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To: servo1969

I remember you telling me this 25 years ago, I can testify also...


15 posted on 01/26/2022 2:19:20 PM PST by eyeamok (founded in cynicism, wrapped in sarcasm)
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Show me on the doll where the potential Supreme Court nominee touched you.


16 posted on 01/26/2022 2:23:14 PM PST by RandallFlagg ("Okay. As long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there." -Fifi)
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To: servo1969

17 posted on 01/26/2022 2:23:23 PM PST by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: servo1969

I was there and I saw it happen.


18 posted on 01/26/2022 2:24:01 PM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Cowgirl of Justice

AND I am prepared to testify to that.


19 posted on 01/26/2022 2:24:24 PM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: servo1969

This highly credible account makes me want to bang on the doors of the Supreme Court and howl at the moon like a banshee.


20 posted on 01/26/2022 2:24:42 PM PST by j.havenfarm (21 years on Free Republic, 12/10/21! More than 5000 replies and still not shutting up!)
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