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Biden's Supreme Court Pick Sexually Assaulted Me 25 Years Ago
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| 1-26-2022
| MATT MARGOLIS
Posted on 01/26/2022 2:01:27 PM PST by servo1969
The news that Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer is retiring is still fresh. He won't even officially retire until October, and the Biden administration will likely spend months vetting potential nominees.
But I can tell you right now, whoever Biden picks, they sexually assaulted me 25 years ago at a high school party. I can't remember how I got there or how I got home. So far, the people I know who were present are telling me it didn't happen. I may have changed my story a few times too. But, hey, look, you can trust me. I have no agenda.
I should also let you know that Biden's nominee, whoever it is, might have a detailed calendar proving they weren't at the party. Don't believe it? Believe me!
I think I should be praised for my bravery in coming forward. I think the media must tell my story without questioning the details, and Time Magazine should profile me.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; blasey; christine; ford; kavanaugh; mattmargolis; reallystupidpost; reallystupidtroll; satire; scotus
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I believe it.
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posted on
01/26/2022 2:01:27 PM PST
by
servo1969
To: servo1969
Yeah, and we smoked bags of weed
with him and Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they
were blazing that shiiite up every day.
2
posted on
01/26/2022 2:05:32 PM PST
by
Macoozie
(Handcuffs and Orange Jumpsuits)
To: servo1969
3
posted on
01/26/2022 2:06:24 PM PST
by
RWGinger
(Does anyone else really )
To: servo1969
Talk about being pro-active!
4
posted on
01/26/2022 2:06:45 PM PST
by
hoe_cake
To: servo1969
This is SUCH A COINCIDENCE! Because they assaulted me, TOO! I am going to have to be hypnotized to get the details, but I should be BELIEVED!
5
posted on
01/26/2022 2:06:53 PM PST
by
NEMDF
To: Macoozie
And I have an underarm hair and a Dr Pepper can...
6
posted on
01/26/2022 2:07:14 PM PST
by
decal
(MOLON JABE)
To: servo1969
I’m here for you if you need to talk.
7
posted on
01/26/2022 2:09:21 PM PST
by
Scarlett156
(Someone with "comedian" on his social media profile is invariably a self-hating sadistic loser.)
To: NEMDF
They also sexually assaulted all the children in their neighborhood....
and the sheep!
8
posted on
01/26/2022 2:10:07 PM PST
by
cgbg
(A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
To: servo1969
It's true.
I've seen unimpeachable videotape of the horrific assault.
9
posted on
01/26/2022 2:12:58 PM PST
by
kiryandil
(China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
To: servo1969
10
posted on
01/26/2022 2:13:08 PM PST
by
freedomjusticeruleoflaw
(Strange that a man with his wealth would have to resort to prostitution.)
To: servo1969
They also had sex with a dog named Hillary at Hefner’s mansion.
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posted on
01/26/2022 2:14:59 PM PST
by
eldoradude
(Add water to a journalist and you get instant sh*t)
To: servo1969
"I should also let you know that Biden's nominee, whoever it is, might have a detailed calendar proving they weren't at the party. "
And that they like beer, and use the term "boot" to describe farting.
12
posted on
01/26/2022 2:16:27 PM PST
by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
To: servo1969
13
posted on
01/26/2022 2:17:52 PM PST
by
Rusty0604
(" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
To: mass55th
That’s “boof” — damn spell checker.
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posted on
01/26/2022 2:18:03 PM PST
by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
To: servo1969
I remember you telling me this 25 years ago, I can testify also...
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posted on
01/26/2022 2:19:20 PM PST
by
eyeamok
(founded in cynicism, wrapped in sarcasm)
Show me on the doll where the potential Supreme Court nominee touched you.
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posted on
01/26/2022 2:23:14 PM PST
by
RandallFlagg
("Okay. As long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there." -Fifi)
To: servo1969
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posted on
01/26/2022 2:23:23 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
To: servo1969
I was there and I saw it happen.
To: Cowgirl of Justice
AND I am prepared to testify to that.
To: servo1969
This highly credible account makes me want to bang on the doors of the Supreme Court and howl at the moon like a banshee.
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posted on
01/26/2022 2:24:42 PM PST
by
j.havenfarm
(21 years on Free Republic, 12/10/21! More than 5000 replies and still not shutting up!)
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