You booger hole?
Posted on 01/03/2022 3:21:35 PM PST by dynachrome
This beer is dirty!
Pabst Blue Ribbon took a bizarre stance Monday against those abstaining from drinking this month, tweeting — and then deleting — “Not drinking this January? Try eating ass.”
When someone on Twitter asked the company what the tweet against “Dry January” was about, it said “it’s about ass and eating it.”
The tweet went viral, as users expressed their shock the official brand would use such crass language to discuss those trying to cut back their alcohol intake in the New Year.
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“Oh there’s no place that I’ld rather be than right here....with rednecks....white socks.....and blue ribbon beer!”
Red necks, White socks, and Blue Ribbon beer!
Fact Checking you, found these. Verdict: True!
the internet ruined arguments. you can find an answer to support anything you believe now. this is why critical thinking skills are crucial. question everything my beeflings. steak-umm bless
social media is eating away at your brain little by little with toxic algorithms designed specifically to keep you mindlessly scrolling for as long as they can. but sometimes posts can be funny. so who’s to say really steak-umm bless
hot take: you don’t deserve anything. believing that leads to an entitled mindset and gets you nowhere in life. steak-umm bless
you: hey have you seen this compelling new information that comes from a credible source?
me: no but i’m willing to weigh it against my current beliefs and adjust my outlook accordingly
you: love that for you
me: thanks this is also an ad for steak-umm
you: love that for us
steak-umm bless
Frank Booth writing their tweets ?
'bout 40 years ago was heading to my 3rd-shift job, tossed change into the toll booth and noticed a flashlight shining through my window:
Trooper: "What's that between your legs son?"
"Pabst Blue Ribbon, sir"
"Well, pull over there and dump it out"
"Yes sir!"
Not so fast PBR. According to beer advocate, there are 85 beers in the world that taste WORSE than PBR (https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/worst/).
Therefore, there are 85 beers in the world that taste worse than a**!
And to top it off, one of those 85 that are worse than PBR is called “Good A** Beer”! https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/435/181927/
They should know, its what their beer tastes like.
I’ll go out on a limb here...
Professional Bull Riding or Jackass
It’s either that or someone tried to write an ad with voice texting.
Let’s Go Brandon!
“PBR tastes bad. That is the difference.”
Mama said. “If you start with PBR, you end with PBR”
Never switch course mid stream. Or hands for that matter...
If getting blitzed is yer goal:
Axe Head Malt Liquor
Minhas Craft Brewery
Lager - Malt Liquor | 11.00%
You booger hole?
Ask the expert, Little Kimmy; he eats ass all the time. Calls it 'heavenly meat'.
“Lard Ass!”
That really turned my stomach. I’ve got to share it.
Let's go Brandon.
"What's wrong with eating ass?"
“What’s wrong with eating ass?”
Well played.
Oh. I might switch to PBR. Touché.
Boom!
I know, right? That’s just gross.
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