Posted on 12/25/2021 3:12:54 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
SAVANNAH, GA—After exhausting all options to fulfill their children’s Christmas wish lists and coming up short, Leonard and Mildred Fuller have admitted defeat. “The shelves are empty and shipping is backed up. Looks like we might have to just celebrate God coming to earth to save our souls. Brutal!"
Instead of brief dopamine hits from presents, the Fuller family will reportedly go to church with some friends, which is expected to be super lame. “A Christmas service will be fine and all but - can you play Zelda there? No. But I drove to literally 17 stores looking for a Nintendo Switch, and here we are. Jesus, the Lord of all creation, will just have to do."
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Merry Christmas!
Our church was filled with young adults last night. PTL
BUT...Stop telling us that inflation is a good thing...and that solar and wind is our future. Neither is acceptable.
The teleprompter on his forehead is a nice touch
And blood on his hands!
Very appropriate.
Ooh. I missed that!
Branco is the greatest
If the Messiah believed in the settled doctrines, he’d never recognize himself.
Crazy times, but it’ll all work out!
Nice catch
C’mon man!
The teleprompter on his forehead is a nice touch
And isn’t that 44s logo on the prompter?
Unfortunately, due to my work schedule, I was unable to get to a Christmas Eve service.
My ‘Christmas miracle’ was that I get today and tomorrow off. Scheduled to work today, I was only given the news at noon yesterday. The best part of the miracle is that I can GO TO CHURCH tomorrow. I miss attending church so much. PTL!
May God direct me to a job that I have SUNDAYS off, so I can get to church.
AMEN. May the LORD give you the desires of your heart.
I missed that one too
So appropriate
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